(~3:00) jessica: we're normally really shy
krystal: we were like that since we were little
jessica: you've been like that since you've been little. you would look at her because she's pretty-- she was really pretty when she was little, too. when you would look at her because she's pretty, she would always be hiding and crying. because soojung (krystal) hid so much, [i would tell her] "[they're looking] because you're pretty." (something; couldn't hear bc of krystal's sneezing) i think she changed // you sneeze really cutely
krystal: it's not cute. i think i'm going to sneeze again
jessica: look over there, there. you won't sneeze if you look over there

(~4:15) narrator: the girls said there was something they really wanted to show us through a reality show.

jessica: i don't think our expressions are excessive. normally, when you think of idols, they're really bright. so if you're not really lively, people could think, 'are they in a bad mood', but we're not like that at all. don't think we're cold. the two of us just look like that. it's a complex.
krystal: i don't particularly want to explain anything. it's... just... this is us, so what are we supposed to do?

(~5:05) [text: the girls don't laugh?]
jessica: if you laugh too much, you age. stop laughing
krystal: you have to hold it and laugh
[text: they laugh a lot!]

[text: the girls are conceited?]
krystal: hurry and get an angle
[text: they are lively!]
krystal: i need to hit her like this at least

[text: the girls are different from us? / they are the same as us!]

[text: the girls put up a charade? / they are honest!]

(~6:17) jessica: through a reality show, [we want to] become a friend...? become an older sister... become close...
(~6:45) krystal: always, it's our appearance on stage, in a camera, filming... (the general public) doesn't know the behind (story). i hope this will show a lot of a natural us.

(~7:37) krystal: why are all of [our things] red?
jessica: i don't know
krystal: ah, carry this [text: am i a baggage carrier...]
jessica: do you think you can come up? not like that, hey hey (couldn't make out what she said after)
[text-krystal: anticipating it/jessica: it'll be okay, right?]

(~8:14) krystal: what's this? i don't think we can do this. a qualification is females being 168cm or taller
jessica: daebak. you just have to be 3cm taller // wow, look at this, it's pretty
krystal: wow, look at our names. it's like a cafe

(~8:48) jessica: i think there's one i here, too
krystal: what?
jessica: it's a camera in here, too
krystal: really?
(there are staff members inside the walls, filming)
krystal: i think you're right. you can see everything
jessica: look at this, it all has jessica and krystal written on it
krystal: unnie, i like this. i really really like how the ceilings are tall
jessica: soojung...
krystal: look at him, it's really cute
jessica: soojung [whining]
krystal: [no reaction] i've seen this refrigerator

jessica: there's no pot
krystal: there aren't any chopsticks. there isn't any rice

jessica: i want to keep this
krystal: this smells good
jessica: i'm totally tired
krystal: i have this at home

(~10:10) Jessica: they told us not to look forward to anything, they lied to us
Krystal: I like this. it's what we like the most. i like this and i like this too. this is nice, like, all green
J: this is really like central park
K: what is this? is this a light? look, it's a light
J: wow, it's cute

(~11:07) J: hey, there's one there, too
K: oh, they're hiding like this
J: this is how they're hiding

K: there's one here, too // there's one here and one in the living room, too // there's one here, too
-narrator: they found the all the 30-something cameras the staff hid in 30 minutes-

(~11:41) Krystal: oh, this is the dining room
Jessica: hey, it's ramyun
K: i like this fridge
J: this is the ramyun i like, and there are only four eggs
K: there are only four eggs. there are six

[could you tell us your lifestyle, something special?]

J: there really isn't anything
K: we like traveling, eating yummy food
J: we're having our own 'taste road'. because we both don't have time, we share through text messages. 'i heard there's this kind of restaurant'
K: we take pictures and send them
J: we take pictures and send them, tell what kind of food it is, how it tastes. we both have that kind of interest. I don't know about eating a lot // hey, you just spit

(before the eating montage, lol.. narrator mentioned those old articles claiming the girls only ate a set number of calories.. not sure about Krystal, but i think the rumor for snsd was like 5000 calories a day? anyway, the narrator said, unlike rumors, they eat a lot)

Krystal: I wanted to eat ddeokbokki
Jessica: really?
(both before eating): [literally tled] we'll eat well (just more of a polite way of saying 'let's eat'? mainly acknowledging the person who prepared the meal)
K: it's good
J: it's good?
K: don't we have to go somewhere?
J: yeah, but let's first eat and go // try this. it's good right? i told you it was good earlier after i ate it // it's too good //
K: (eating shake shack) it's good. wipe it off
J: there's nothing on you

(~13:52) Krystal: ah, you're noisy (at the dog camera)
Jessica: you're noisy, be quiet
K: this is the bed
//J: i'm totally tired
K: i have this at home
J: give me it
(narrator said they wondered what they did at home, and it was nothing but rest. he noted they were silent for ~40 minutes)

//K: like you're doing a shampoo advertisement

(~15:57) J: soojung, you're really comfortable
K: unnie, here

//J: not too long ago, soojung said to me, "unnie, you haven't gotten any fresh air right now, right?"
K: as soon as she woke up, until 4 or 5 in the afternoon, she didn't come out of her room, so i thought she had gone out. but when i went in there, she was in bed like this. she didn't come into the kitchen or the living room
-what do you do in your room?
J: i roll around, sleep again. i think i do that because there isn't a lot of time i spend in bed
K: she just stays at home

(~17:07) Krystal: unpack the luggage
Jessica: unpack (back and forth couple more times)
--trying to put her head through the handles--
K: it doesn't even fit
J: your head? it does
K: it doesn't... what are you going to do if you can't get it back out
J: hurry up and unpack the luggage
K: i am right now
J: what are you going to do if everything we brought breaks? // first of all, this. we have to refuel when our sugar level drops, right? it's chocolate that you like
(caption: try to listen to the next conversation)
J: hand cream, and i think hand wash is really important, soojung
K: me, too. it has to smell nice
J: it's my speaker. because you said you weren't going to bring yours. this is to watch later (DVD). let's take a polaroid
K: does that work? out of all the polaroids, why would you bring the one that's broken?
J: no, it just doesn't have batteries
K: you brought vitamins?
J: yeah
K: do you even take them?
J: it's this type of battery, could you give us one?
(caption: who are you talking to?)
K: these are our snacks while we watch a movie
J: hot for me, cheese for you. the reason why i brought this is because you like this ketchup
K: pick one. what did you say this was?
J: heart
K: no. at home
J: long johns? this is really comfortable for me. isn't it cute?
K: but..
(narrator: krystal is at a loss for words after seeing the leopard print pajamas. their taste seemed really different)

J: i don't think there are a lot of bright colors in soojung's closet, right? it's either achromatic, and there are a lot of dark colors. would you call it cool? and it's a bit chic...
K: pink, yellow, i don't have anything like that. i really don't like neon. i do think i would want to wear flashy clothes one day, but, if [flashy clothes] are in my closet, my hand never reaches for it

(~20:13) Jessica: (after she says, "you have a choice between this or this") you're just becoming jessica. hurry up and wear it
Krystal: this one?
J: i'll wear what you pick
K: no, think of number 1 or 2
J: 1 or 2? what's number 1?
K: you have to think of it
J: okay
K: why are you closing your eyes? I'll pick between 1 or 2. 2. don't change your mind. what's number 2?
(they just bleeped out what the choice was)

(while changing)

K: now that i'm about to wear it, it's really embarrassing
J: why, it's not embarrassing
K: go out
J: you go out first
K: go out, you're leader
J: one two three- (krystal tricked her into going out first)
K: i don't think i can go out. i'm embarrassed
J: stand up, soojung. you have to be confident, get up

(~22:33) Krystal: it's a set (the leopard print leggings)
-there's a leopard print top?
K: there is, a long-sleeve. whenever you wore that at home it was really...
Jessica: it's cute when you wear it as a set, too. i wear the one with hearts too. they're pajamas, they're like american long johns. // you're a little jessica // i wore this in LA

(~23.45) Jessica: have you tried the cookie they bake on the plane?
Krystal: i had it all before. i think i eat more korean food when i go overseas
J: you're right. when i go overseas, i eat so much cup noodles. squid jjamppong
K: that's not that good
J: yookgaejang
K: that's not bad
J: neoguri
K: when i had jjapaguri (it's jjapagetti=jjajangmyun instant noodles+neoguri ramyun), i could taste the unique taste of neoguri
J: i haven't tried jjapaguri
K: you haven't had jjapaguri?
J: yeah, could you make it for me?
K: i didn't make it myself, either
J: someone made it for you?
K: somebody.
J: is a scandal coming out here?
(cut from the drama 'The Heirs')
J: jjapaguri, with someone. romantically, with jjapaguri
Jessica/Krystal: jjapaguri and wine

(~24.57) Jessica: hey, you're ugly. you're a bit ugly today
Krystal: an ugly person?
J: ugly person //whenever i called krystal, i said, "hey, ugly kid"
K: i need to hit her like this at least
J: you need to hit me like that?
K: what are you doing? you got something on you
J: we play like this
K: we normally do more than this

J: where's my brush? i don't think i have my brush
K: a lot of reporters came
-do they always come out like this?
K: the majority of them do. i got surprised because it was so close

(~26.53) J: we really jam packed our schedule
K: places that i wanted to go and places my sister wants to take me
J: we said we'd go to them all even if we die

(~27.54) Jessica: soojung
Krystal: what is it? huh?
J: there's a weird sound
K: what? //it's already 8
J: why does your alarm go off so early?
K: huh?
J: i said, why does your alarm go off so early?
K: did it?
J: ah... seriously, you woke me up

J: it's really annoying. i really live without setting an alarm
K: i don't remember. i'm the type who sets an alarm but doesn't hear it
-for 30 minutes, there really wasn't any reaction
K: but was the alarm going off? i'm sorry
J: if you weren't going to wake up, you should've just slept for 30 more minutes
K: i slept
J: during the entire 30 minutes the alarm went off, and i kept hitting you
-she really did hit you a lot
K: really?

J: yesterday, we each went our own ways. this and this are mine. this and this are hers
staff: i like this scent the most
J: that's why i always used this scent. then, i tried others, and they were all scents that made me feel good
staff: oh really? (caption: overreacting) what's this?
J: an even cleaner feeling. look at my receipt. hurry and look, my receipt. it's this long //(eating) it looks good, what do i do

(~31.00) K: i think my zipper is going to burst
staff: let's make it burst. try shooting it
(jessica rolling around in bed) J: ah~ i'm full

(~31.47) Krystal: this looks cute. a car that comes out in movies. let's ride an open car, too
Jessica: where's the gear located?
K: yeah, go. turn the handle and pull out. mom, i'm scared. what do we do // ah, this relaxation
J: you have to lose composure
K: all the shops here are pretty
J: i like it here
K: the sunlight's really hot. i think my forehead is going to burn
J: it's serious for me, too
K: should we close it?
J: do you want to? close it
K: it's too hot
J: touch my forehead once, soojung // (at the driver next to her) unnie, you're pretty. ferrari unnie, you're cool. she's wearing a sun cap, in case her forehead burns...

Krystal: unnie, did you turn [the camera] on? //(to staff) hurry up //unnie, come here
Jessica: why?
K: this is all yours
-your sister planned all of this
J: really? when did you buy this? you didn't buy it, did you?
-she kept mentioning it
J: oh, really? thank you. i'll enjoy it. it's good manners to eat something when it's given to you

J: i don't know why i'm crying like this either... thank you. why are you crying? this is funny. why are you crying? don't cry... someone's going to think we drank when they look at us

-what if your sister were to get married next month?
K: i don't think she can... //don't get married
J: you don't get married either then. just keep living as a spinster

Krystal: unnie, did you turn [the camera] on? //(to staff) hurry up //unnie, come here
Jessica: why?
K: this is all yours
-your sister planned all of this
J: really? when did you buy this? you didn't buy it, did you?
-she kept mentioning it
J: oh, really? thank you. i'll enjoy it. it's good manners to eat something when it's given to you

J: i don't know why i'm crying like this either... thank you. why are you crying? this is funny. why are you crying? don't cry... someone's going to think we drank when they look at us

-what if your sister were to get married next month?
K: i don't think she can... //don't get married
J: you don't get married either then. just keep living as a spinster

(~40.47) Jessica: this is really amazing, how do you have a driver's license? it's good until january 1, 2024
Krystal: (while parking) i'm still a beginner. i'm nervous. i don't think i can do it

J: when is she coming?
-they said she's in the area, coming
(narrator said this was the first time krystal was driving)
K: it's so high //(looking into the camera) why am i so bloated? what is this, how is this set up? do i have to put the key in? i can't get a grasp on this. do i go? it goes fast (i think?)
-soojung, wait there for a moment
(car has an automatic on/off thing)
-you drive well
K: why does the car keep turning off?
-it's automatic
K: how is it like that? it does it if you stop?
-it's a go-stop function

J: hello?
K: hello?
(english , lol)
J: are you driving right now?
K: yeah. it's the best, right?
J: daebak
K: i'm a little nervous right now
J: what?
K: i feel like i'm going to scratch another car. to be honest, it was my first time driving without someone riding next to me. there was always my manager or someone with me. but, it felt more comfortable without anyone. because nobody goes like, "hey hey hey hey"
J: you still have to be careful
K: i do have to be careful, but it hasn't been that long since i've gotten my license. but, i mean... you get better like this

J: what do you want to eat? what do you want to drink?
K: where are you?
J: where are you?
K: i'm on my way right now
J: your driving is really poor, right? you're really late
K: are you by yourself right now?
J: yeah. hurry up and get here
K: i'll be there. play by yourself for a bit
J: i'm not good at doing that...
K: I know, learn.
J: okay

J: i normally am not the kind of person to eat alone like this... this is really funny. soojung, hurry up

(next week)

K: where's the rice?
J: do carrots go in doenjang jjigae (stew made with doenjang= soybean paste)? there's a burning smell
K: let's just eat
J: mom!
//Hyoyeon: this is fun. daebak sageon, let's try again
J: what's yours?

These translations were done by and belong to ch0sshi.