I AM SO CONFUSEDDDDDDDDDD. 

I got a random feature and BAM! Like 20 plus people are congratulating me and liking my story!!!!! That is so freaking BIZZARE, is this real life, have I been transported to another whacked up dimension?

I am so CONFUZZLEDDDDDDDDD. What do I do with all this--ATTENTION?? /desperately wanting to throw it away even though it's actually good for me

SOMEONE GIVE ME A PAINKILLER. I SENSE AN ONCOMING HEADACHE.