MADE MY ING DAY ^^♥

I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a in' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a din...er--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother er." I don't go down the shore, i go to the beach. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it." If your proud of your state repost

This was posted by the older brother of my friend [who i haven't seen in forever!!!] and I really miss these two. 

The funny thing is, as kids, the three of us went to a Christian school. You might've heard of our school. It was in the paper a few times a few years ago. Because, like all stereotypes for Priest, we had a little-boy molester. Of course, he had retired and died YEARS ago, but the scandle got out and the school closed but the church stayed open. I actually went to the church's 50th anniversary last year cause Grandma was a founding member of the church and mom was a founding-kid. lol 

Anyway, you may have heard of our school, we affectionally [not] call it S.T.C.A standing for: St. Thomas Christian Academy. 

Ye~ I'll actually be at the church tonight setting up the "Christmas Store" [ thats donated by people for the less fortunate.]. 

I will leave you with my Jersey pride. xD♥

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orenjijunsu
#1
LOLOL that's hilarious
Bling_GirlxSharona
#2
Exit 80 FTW <3
AbriMathos #3
Yeah Jersey!! Exit 7B right here~
DragonG
#4
lmfao jersey all the way