~On the tenth day of EXO, Xiumin gave to me

10 cute baozis

~9 song serenades

~8 cute deer

~7 pounds of crack

~6 unicorns

~5 exsquisite meeaaallsss!

~4 trolling comments

~3 cute dogs

~2 Gucci bags

~And an eye smile and a bubble tea!

Xiumin Oneshot:

You were in the kitchen cutting fruit diligently, meanwhile, your husband and son were in the living room playing. Junseok, your son, was on the couch hiding under a blanket while Minseok crept on the edge of the couch. He grabbed the edge of the blanket and lifted it suddenly, making Junseok scream and laugh happily. The two were being loud and wild yet you didn't mind, because it was cute.

"Mommy!" Junseok ran in with a crazy smile. It looked like he was running for his life, and sure enough, your husband came into the kitchen on all fours with a blanket over his head.

"What is it?" you asked as he hid behind your legs.

"Monster!" he pointed at his father.

"Monster?" you made a face and played along. You set the knife on the cutting board and turned to Minseok. "Is that a monster?" you asked with your hands on your hips.

"I am a monster!" Minseok claimed in a funny voice. You laughed and knelt in front of him.

"Mommy no! He'll eat you!" Junseok exclaimed.

"I don't think he will." You slid the blanket off Xiumin's head and played with his hair. "I think he's a nice monster." you kissed his nose.

"No, I am a mean monster!" Xiumin puffed his cheeks and furrowed his eyebrows.

"Oh, you are the cutest monster I have seen." you laughed at him. "Junseok, sit at the table. Snack is ready." you told him as you put fruits into a bowl. Xiumin stood up and put his arms around you from behind.

"Do I get some?"

You put a slice of apple between your lips and faced him. Getting the hint, he took the other end and kissed you simultaneously. Junseok made a face.

"Eew Dad, that's gross."

"What's gross?" he asked innocently. "This?" he leaned in and kissed your cheek multiple times.

"Eew, stop it!"

"Ok." Xiumin sat down next to him and you put a bowl and fork in front of him. "What do you say?"

"Thank you mommy." he beamed. You smiled and kissed his cheek.

You watched the two boys eat and observed their similarities. Both had cute chubby cheeks, no eyelids, and lips. There was no mistaking Junseok and Minseok's son.

"Show mommy what I taught you." Xiumin nudged his son.

"Oh!" he remembered. He put his hands to his cheeks and puffed his chubby cheeks. "Mommy, can I have some milk?" he blinked a few times, and you blinked back.

"That was so cute." you were in awe. "You looked just like Daddy."

"Is dad cute?"

"Hhhmmm." you teasingly tapped your chin. "Not as cute as you." you pinched his cheeks.

"See? Mommy thinks I'm cuter than you." Junseok stuck his tongue out at his father, who raised a brow.

"Your cute, but daddy is handsome." you gave Xiumin a look and he smiled proudly.

"I'm not handsome?" Junseok asked with big puppy eyes.

"You will be when you're older." you told him.

"He is my son. He'll be freaking studly."

You rolled your eyes and threw a grape at Xiumin.

"Junseok, did you ask your mom about the puppy?"

"What puppy?" you questioned.

"He saw a puppy at the store and begged me to get it, but I said it was all up to you."

You gave him a '-_-' face. You hated being the one to decide your sons happiness.

"Mommy, I really want a puppy." Junseok pulled another aegyo move and you melted.

"Now I'll have three adorable things in this house." you sighed. "Ok."

"Yay!" the two boys celebrated.

"I bet getting a puppy was your idea and you just used our son to get it." you accused jokingly. Xiumin just laughed and leaned over the table to kiss your cheek.

"Stop kissing mommy!"

Omg... cute kid that looks like Xiumin.... I would die of adorableness!

So fierce!

That cocky smile ;)

jaboabofgbeubu my baozi feels

Don't... Give... In!!!

How is it that the eldest is the cutest???

Is that legal!!!?