~On the fourth day of Christmas, Chen gave to me

4 trolling comments

~3 Cute dogs

~2 Gucci Bags

~And an eye smile and a bubble tea!~

Chen Oneshot: Fool for you

"Babe." Chen cooed in your ear as he snuggled your side.

"What?" you imitated his whiny tone.

"I'm hungry."

"Then go eat."

"Make me food."

"Chen, I just finished prepping all the food for tomorrows Christmas party. Do you really think I'm in the mood to cook?"

"You might as well keep cooking and make me some food."

You rolled your eyes at his insincerity and pushed him off of you. "Fine, I'll make your damn food." you stomped to the kitchen and made him some food. The whole time you were scowling and cursing under your breath.

As much as you loved your boyfriend, he could be a jerk.

"Babe." he put his arms around your waist and grazed his nose down your neck. Normally, that would make you melt, but you were too pissed to care.

"What?" you replied in an irritated tone.

"Are you done yet?"

That was the last straw. Without replying you turned off the stove, shoved Chen off of you, and stormed to your bedroom. You heard him calling your name but you didn't look back and locked the door behind you. Not only were you tired, but he just had to piss you off too.

~

"I don't know what I did." Chen pouted on the phone with Xiumin.

"What did you do?"

"All I did was ask her to make me something to eat?"

"Were you polite about it?"

"I asked it in a cute way."

"What was she doing at the time? You tend to have imperfect timing."

"We were on the couch watching TV! What's so wrong about that?"

"Hmm... Well, I don't know. I hope you guys are ok for tomorrows party."

"I know. She has been prepping all day for it. She decorated the house, wrapped the presents, and prepped the food."

Silence on Xiumin's end.

"Hello???"

"You really are an idiot! Come on Jongdae!"

"What did I do!?"

"She has been working all day and then you ask her to cook for you when she is finally relaxing!? What did you do all day?"

"Well... I leveled up in Starcraft..."

"Kim Jongdae I hope she stuffs you down a chimney!"

"What do I do!?"

"There is only one solution."

"What is it? TELL ME!"

"Jewelry."

"What?"

"Buy her stuff man."

"I don't think that will completely work..." Chen knew you inside and out. You'd probably shove the piece of jewelry down his throat, or up somewhere jewelry shouldn't be.

"There's only one thing that would make her forgive you."

"What is it?"

"Are you willing to do anything for this girl?"

"Yes, why?"

~

Everyone was over at your and Chen's place, talking and laughing. They complimented the decorations, the food, and the presents. You were cooled off but still bitter at your boyfriend, yet you didn't see him anywhere.

"Hey, have you seen Chen?" you asked your friend, who was there with Chanyeol.

"No, are you two still fighting?"

"I don't know, we haven't talked since this morning." you grew worried.

"Chanyeol! Come on!" Baekhyun dragged his friend to the back room. All the males left the room, leaving the girlfriends to mingle.

"Something is happening." Tao's girlfriend claimed.

"If they bring out water balloons again I will drown them all." Kris' girlfriend growled.

Then D.O walked out with his innocent smile, but none of you guys were buying it. "Ladies, may we introduce, the EXOtics!" he gestured to the entrance, where three boys in elf hats came out. It was Suho, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, and your one and only Chen.

"Babe, I know your mad at me, but I hope this makes up for it." he was already blushing, and Kris with a smirk the music.

"You don't know me! x4

So shut up boy! x4"

Everyone laughed and cheered as the four dance machines danced to Miss A's 'Bad girl, good girl'. Suho was into it, Chen was blushing, Chanyeol had his siganture crack high smile, and Baekhyun laughed at himself. Once the dance was done you all clapped and cheered. You had definitely forgiven him after that.

"Now, I shall sing a song, for ___." he looked at you lovingly. Kris started a new song, and it was 'All I want for Christmas is you'. Everyone danced and you were mesmorized by your boyfriend's heavenly voice. Halfway through the song he reached out and took his hand and serenaded you while gazing into your eyes. You giggled and blushed like a school girl and didn't care. You two danced happily like fools, but it's ok because everyone else was too.

"I love you." he whispered as he stepped closer to you. Then he pecked your cheek softly. "Am I forgiven?"

"Well... I will... if you dance again."

"No! I already did that and I never want to again!" he whined and stomped like a kid. You laughed and put your hands on his shoulders.

"Ok, ok. Forgiven." You leaned up and kissed his lips and he smiled into it. "Tell me why I love you, you fool." you ruffled his hair.

"Because I'm a fool for you."

"How cheesy." you rolled your eyes.

Sorry for the late blog! My friend had my laptop charger so I couldn't update yesterday! But it's ok! I shall double update!

Now... Onto EXO's angelic singer who is also a troll but we love him so much!

0_0 He makes singing look so... hot!

Right to the fangirls, ow! Give me a second...

Ok, I'm ok!

Here lies JaeTao19. Cause of death, hot Korean boy. Her last words were: "iauegbfuiwqvfoabefuwu!"

May she rest in peace.

Hahaha I'm so weird xD

Happy belated Chen day!