Hot to get an Asian/Korean guy:

Requested by MissHinayi (google email)

Note: This is only according to my research, observations and personal experience. I’m an Asian here. I’m a Filipina but I’ve encountered lots of boys walking the same continent as I am.

1.       Physical Appearance. Let’s get the point straight. Asians (Korean guys are Asians so lemme not say it) like girls that are pretty. Even those who’re are not pretty but can groom themselves well are the same. It doesn’t matter if you’re not perfect. Just take care of your face, your hair, your body and appearance.

2.       Asians have standards. Some will say they like girls with short hair, some will say they like them with long, tall, or short. All of them have different tastes. Luckily, Asian boys tend to fall even the particular girl doesn’t reach all their standards. So no pressure.

3.       Attitude, Personality, Manners. I mean girls should act nicely right (ugh… Okay I’m not nice).

Here are things to remember:

-Don’t be too clingy to Asian boys. Seriously. They need to breathe.

-They hate girls who act super cute. They’ll just tell you straight forwardly. “Don’t act cute, you’re not cute” (According to my Korean friend).  He just hates it. Girls pouting just to catch his eyes. Unfortunately for them he has a girlfriend. *coughs* *coughs*

-Don’t laugh too loud. It’s irritating.

-Don’t baby talk. Again, it’s irritating.

-Act nicely to them. Offer them foods (ugh especially junk foods) if you have some, smile at them.

-Don’t be too nice. Try to be comfortable as if you guys are close. They like it.

        4. Have fun with them. “I like girls who can be girly but can also play soccer” –Korean friend             again same as the guy up there. *coughs* *coughs* I mean who doesn’t like girls like that right?          

        5. Like us because of us not because we’re ‘Asians’ or ‘Koreans’. They always think that foreigners try to catch them because they are like those Kpop idols on TV. They are not the same okay? They wanted to be liked because of their abilities and talents. “I think my violin skills are admirable. Maybe that’s why I get girls easily” –Chinese friend.

        6. Don’t push too hard. It’s not the end of the world girl. Maybe the Asian/Korean you like is not ready for you know things… *coughs* lovelife *coughs* plus... There are lots of men out there. Maybe you just prefer Asians or Koreans or Chinese right now because of Kpop. (I’m sensing I’m right)

Behind the blog:

I’m at Music Training Center. After a really serious training for our recitals…

ME: HI GUYS… SO I’M HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU HOW TO GET-

KOREAN FRIEND: No don’t write it like that. You’re terrible at this.

Me: I’m so so so so sorry, dude. Don’t talk to me. I’m busy.

Chinese Friend: But you asked us to help you to write this.

Me: Uh. Yeah. I’m just going to ask you what you like about girls.

Korean: I like girls who can stick their tongues to their noses. Tch… *laughs at the floor … high fives with Chinese*And… and girls who can fart 3 times in 5 seconds *continues the laugh while rolling and hitting the hard floor*

Me: Retards. Answer seriously or I’ll cut you violin bows.

Chinese: Well I like girls who can play the Piano, the Violin and the Drums. I like girls who have pink rubbers on their braces, but last month yellow…

Me: Stop talking about ______! *Throws him a spoon*

Korean: Seriously, I agree with him. I like girls who play the piano, the violin, the guitar. The girl who loves reading as well. I like girls who can play sports such as softball. I like girls who are so passionate about music. I like girls who are rude at the first impression but actually nice. I like girls who doesn’t fall for boys easily when they try to play with them.

Chinese: Bro… *taps his shoulder* Stop talking about her *points at me*

Me: That’s totally not me…

Chinese: Seriously that’s you.

Me:

Chinese:

Me:

Chinese:

Me:

Korean: *Random ugly grandpa dance moves* *Speaks in Korean that I don’t ing understand* Girlfriend, Saranghae! *Winks at me*

Me:

Chinese: 

Me: 

*disappears with Chinese while Korean does ballet randomly)

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It’s just a play. The girlfriend/boyfriend thingy about us. Hahahaha~ yep we’re just friends. Though I like him but just as a brothaaaa.. (I STILL LOVE MY EX)