I had a really weird dream last night. I just don't even.

I dreamt I was dating Seungri.

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How was he even speaking English?!?!!?!?!?!

I opened up my Tumblr feed this morning and I couldn't even LOOK at pictures of him cus I felt too weird, man...

Dude, he's not even my bias.

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That's not to say I didn't enjoy it, though.

Panda is riiippppeedddd, yo. Nice six pack is nice. 

No, but that was really weird. Errr. I broke up with my last boyfriend a few months ago and I haven't really been with anyone since, so maybe my body's starting to have weird side effects...I dunno...

I don't know why I put this on here. Maknae's not replying.

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(Hyung went out with maknae...Seungri maknae...not maknae maknae...)

Errrrrrr.

I don't know why, but I think maknae's gonna be...weirded out by this. Or something.

NO, wait, I KNOW! MAKNAE WILL BE ALL JEALOUS! "Ah, hyung, you went out with Seungri what?! But I'm maknae! How come you got to sample the goods, huh?! No fair! blablabala hyung I hate you I cry erry tiem hyung I will defy you and piss you off even more later lalala..."

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This is too weird, man.