I'm about to write a three page paper for History!

Guys, you don't know my disdain for this assignment. Like, I literally DO NOT want to do it. 

It's about Benjamin Franklin and his lengthy autobiography; we have to find something he left out in it and come up with a thesis as to why he'd leave it out, and write about it for 3-4 pages, as well as create a title page and a Works Cited page IN CHICAGO STYLE, like, NO. Chicago Style's a biatch!

no.

Well, fortunately, I have found something he left out, and I'm using that as well as a secondary source that was demanded by my professor... "A scholarly journal article." Yeah, yeah, well I found Early American Magazines so there!

Sigh....

Ah well, I'll be alright. My writing style (fancy big words and long sentences with semicolons XD) will get me a B. I'll be fine.

But guess what, Arty? It's due tomorrow night at midnight, and you can kinda bull it because you've got an A in that class anyways.

This is how I feel:

Alright guys, I'm gonna go now. I'm determined to get this done tonight,

Wish me luck! <3

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*dies*