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FOCUS KERI COME ON

Hey guys, what's up? ^_^

It's been a while... and I usually don't write blog posts because fics exist and they cry for me. I didn't raise my brainchildren to be like this, i dID NOT TEACH THEM TO BE DEPENDENT MOOCHERS--

whoa there friend, you might need to slow down

okay

But here I am, writing a blog post, and do

you

know

why?

Because I am procrastinating, and I am trying to motivate my lazy to write a chapter today.

But there are some things that are getting in the way of that...

Okay, first of all, this whole "updating' and "fanfic" business takes place on the computer. This realm is a threshold of many things, such as spider solitaire, Nancy Drew games, or other computer games...

But wait.

What else is on the computer, guys??

THE INTER-- wait, hang on

THE INTERNET!!! (i can't believe i almost used internet explorer as a rep for the internet i mean who the do you think i am i wasn't raised in the goddamn jungle)

Anyways, this contraption is the wormhole of my downfall.

I mean, I get on Asianfanfics, check out any updates, then get onto the chapter I need to update...

...And relaize that I need music.

Where to go for that...

Ah, yes; YouTube has a cocktail of everything, from KPOP music and soothing music, to inspirational ideas to funny moments of the group you're writing about, to--

HOOOMG GRUMPY CAT

Aaaand then you're stuck watching GC vids for about twenty minutes.... oh, what's this?

A WILD BUNCH OF YOUTUBERS APPEARED!!!!1111!!!

Aaaand you're into watching their videos, clicking link after link for about three hours because they're so amazing and you just want to be like them someday and meet them and touch them and hug them and

BUT!

if you manage to pull yourself out of this fluffy abyss (it's quite hard, isn't it?), then you've found some nice music and you're back here of AFF, ready to write... 

"wait, lemme just check my...

and then you're stuck checking crappy statuses and vomiting at "SH@RE 0R SATAN WIL POSSES U" posts, and you hate yourself for even bothering to check the dumb site and questioning why you even have a facebook...

So you go somewhere better...

BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF THE INTERNET. NOW.

This website...

This motherfricken website...

this is my life, man.

I mean, tumblr has everything, from funny text posts:

to awesome pictures:

what do you mean these pictures aren't funny

oh, you think they're weird well you know what frick y--

to awesome blogs with crazy names like snick-snacklemore

follow me

or don't because my blog is weird and you'll know i'm kinda weird too

and if you EVER manage to get yourself out of that website, and you finally get back onto Asianfanfics...

... you go to "blogs,"

click on "add blog post,"

and decide that after two months of not posting a blog, with a chapter waiting, you'll finally make a blog post...

ABOUT PROCRASTINATION.

You make a freaking blog post about procrastination, with pictures and everything and it takes you an entire hour to make, and guESS WHAT.

That chapter is STILL. NOT. DONE.

But guess who thinks she deserves a break, some food, and some Netflix?

It me.

I'll be back, but I've done so much work that I deserve a break <3

DUBAI~

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