The other day I almost had a heart attack

...

As you may have guessed from my boyXboy tag it's about gay boys.

Lol go figure. 

Anyways as I've mentioned before my family is homophobic and I have to hide what exactly I write about.

So this is the background of my little story. Now sit back and have some giggles at the sake of my sanity. 

My brother was watching TV while I was online, probably writing but that's beside the point.

A scene came on where two guys in a bar were blah blah blahing

Don't ask me what about because I was kinda in the middle of something...

But all of the sudden...

TONGUE EVERYWHERE! 

I saw out of the corner of my eye and I'm like,

WUTTTTTTT just happened?

It wasn't even cute though.

You guys get it right?

Like, you can tell the difference between two guys forced to get close,

and two guys who honestly are that comfortable

(and possibly ) 

                                                                   with being close. 

ie.

These two guys were just groping and each other.

Sounds fine.

                                   ...but it wasn't. 

So absently I mumbled my thoughts.

"Ew." 

It was barely a whisper but apparently my oppa, 

(hehehe he hates when I call him that)

has super sonic hearing and he turns to me all intense like,

"What do you mean, Ew?"

Mind you he screamed at me.

Then he stops and turns back to the screan and sighs,

"Oh, they aren't Korean." 

I'm like,

My heart nearly stopped.

See, my brother along with myself are okie dokie with homouals.

He even defends them in front of my mom.

He even went as far as telling her he was gay to ruffle her feathers.

(Best day of my life) 

But you see, in the past he's asked me if I write gay fanfiction, he's even read over my shoulder.

I don't know if all of you write but if you do, you must know that horrible feeling you get when people read your unedited romance at whatever point they come across.

There's no proof that it's two boys but I can't help but feel like...HE KNOWWWWS!

Lol He always reads the most embarrassing stuff and I freak out because he reads like kiss scenes

(innocent kisses, mind you) 

but it's like, 

AHHHHH DON'T F***ING READ ITTTT!

Lol yeah so...I think my brother knows I like pretending asian pop stars are gay now.

Good thing he's cool with that. 

                                                                                 *whistles casually* Lol

So I hope you got some giggles. Byebye!