Fails, fails everywhere

I'm still in my social hibernation, but I had such a fail day that I thought I'd share it with you, so that you'd laugh a little and it'd hopefully cheer you up if you're having an awful day~

 

I was in Maths and forgot my book, so I had to walk all the way over to the other building and get it. I was coming out of the locker room and the vice-principal was giving out to a girl and they were talking up the whole hallway.

Being awkward, I slowly got passed them and went out the door and was going down the stairs. I was near the last step and managed to fall and I let out a stangled half scream when I fell. So this guy was taking down posters that his friend put up of him wanting to be the "School Captain" (it was a running joke and the friend has a fb page for him and put up professional looking posters) looked up, since I nearly fell on him. Just so happens to be my crush, you know.

He helped me up because he's a nice guy (kdramas and their never liking the nice guy, pffft. Are they serious? Nice guy >>> ocean >>> hot-mean guy irl), asked me if I was all right, yadie-yadie-yah, and then the vice-principal comes out and looks at us and goes, "Did you push her?" and then the guy was like, "What? No!" and I was like, "Huh?" /facepalms for idioticness/
 
And then he started giving out about how we should be in class and all that.
 
And then I walked into a wall ... while I was stationary~
 
And fell walking out of Physics, which so happens to be with my vice-principal and he just looks at me like, "She's so clumsy..." and my friend was just laughing at me eue
 
Don'taskemehowthewallworksbecauseIdon'tevenknowmyselfI'mjustseverlydumbisallandsoisOnewthatderpychickenfilleddork
 
 
 
Oh, and I get to go see Infinite! Tickets are on sale tomorrow so wish me luck and argh!!! /dies/
 
 
 
And because --jaysus tried to kill me while I was gone...
 

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Moony_Kat
#1
Be careful, Onew's condition is a strange and dangerous disease! *giggles* Well, at least you got to talk to your crush *.*
sooyeonnie11 #2
haha~ a cute onew sangtae!
MyDeerLikesBacon
#3
Hope you get to see Infinite! ^^ They just came to my country 2 weeks ago during their World Tour and I missed it… :( Hope you have better luck! And you like Ricky?
E_magine
#4
sounds like u have the onew condition lol. All the best I hope u get to see Infinite ^^
Jinhwanderer
#5
Are you back now? WIN tonight.
TheChuglyOnesTheBest
#6
OH MY GOD
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
--don't worry I'm super clumsy too /cries--
NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME
THIS IS NOT RIGHT
/cries in a corner/
I'M IN A LIBRARY AND THIS GUY JUST GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK 'CAUSE I WAS SPAZZING
RICKY IS SO HOT I CAN'T EVEN
/runs away sobbing/
aznawzmao
#7
Ahahaha I wonder what your vice principal thinks of you now :3
If you ever want to feel better...just play Quop. At least you don't end up like them XD
BAPBlackjackVIP
#8
lol i tripped over my shoelace one time, then bumped into people a couple times at school too. omg in first grade this boy was getting on my nerves, so i chased him. the grass was all wet after it rained and i ended up slipping. when i got up, my whole was covered in mud! >.<
i actually fell a couple of times walking up the stairs at home. YESH UP THE STAIRS NOT DOWN XD
Akashi_Seijuuro
#9
I never knew such a clumsy person other than Onew existed. XD
MrsLouisTommoLeeJoon
#10
LMFAO. Are you okay???

I seemed to have suffered from second-hand embarrassment just from reading this. XD