A psychology test

 
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
– Can't I walk alone?
 
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
– A deer
 
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
– I wave at it bc I always wave at animals :D  Maybe take a picture.  And then I'd just stand and stare until it walks away.
 
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.
– I don't have a dream house.  I was thinking maybe a spacey penthouse or loft for the first half of my life.
 
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
– No.
 
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on and around
the table. 
– I probably won't be using the dining room.  I'd eat in my room or on the couch in front of the TV -_- but for the sake of this quiz, I will say, my laptop is on the table, and the table is made of glass.  The chairs are the modern swivel type and silver colored.  The next room has a bar counter like thing and the kitchen behind it.
 
 7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass,
paper, etc.)?
– When the word cup was first used, I thought of a small paper cup.  Dude, wouldn't a ceramic cup be a mug?  And a glass one a vase...
 
8. What do you do with the cup?
– Look at it and wonder why it's there and why I'm there because I don't even have a lawn.  Then I'd probably throw it away because litter.
 
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body
of water is it (creek, river, ocean, etc...)
– Considering I'm in a penthouse, I'm probably in the city.  Um but I was thinking ocean.
 
10. How will you cross the water?
– Airplane.
 
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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values
and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.
 
The analysis follows:
 
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life. { oh fantastic, I knew I was the most important person in my life.  Thanks for that. }
 
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems. { Ok well I didn't specify if it was a doe, fawn, or buck.  Or Luhan.  Teehee. }
 
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive,
aggressive). { Um passively? I do usually just sit until the other does something. }
 
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems. { A spacey loft? }
 
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more
indicative of a closed personality. You'd prefer people to not drop by unannounced. { Can a loft have a fence }
 
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you are generally unhappy. { If your answer includes food, you are a fatass. }
 
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship
with the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass
(ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable. { wtf is a metal cup.  I'm not okay with myself then I guess }
 
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in number 1. { Um I think about myself a lot?  Um um.  And then recycle it because....um i don't um um  }
 
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your ual desire. { .... }
 
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your life. { I soar above that thank you very much.  You could say I don't get wet at all.  Punny. }
 
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Well this has been enlightening if not a bit insulting.  Thank you. I may do more.

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Exotic_Cheese
#1
This is freaking hysterical! Lmao!
ddongppyong #2
omfg this made my day...
your answers are just PURE GENIUS