What race are you quiz [STOLEN] [ALSO THIS IS VERY RACIST]

British
[x] you drink a lot of tea.
[] you know what a brolly is.
[ ] deal or no deal has taken over your life. 
[ ] you wanted ben to win x factor. (I watch TV rarely)
[x] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] fish and chips are yummy. 
[] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (This is really offensive)
[] it's football... not soccer.
 
total: 2
 
Australian
[  ] you wear flip flops all year. 
[  ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[X] you love a backyard barbie.
[X] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[/] you love the beach. 
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing. 
[  ] you're a sports fanatic.
[  ] you are tanned.
[  ] you're a bit of a bogan. 
[  ] you have an australian something. 
 
total: 3 1/2
 
Italian
[  ] the sopranos is a great show.
[/] your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[  ] you know italian songs.
[  ] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[  ] you speak some italian.
[X] you are under 5'10''. (I am 5'2)
[  ] you know what a italian horn is.
[/] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[X] you talk with your hands.
 
total: 5
 
Spanish
[  ] you say member instead of remember.
[X] you speak spanish or some.
[  ] you like tacos. 
[  ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.  (ing racist)
[  ] you are dark skinned.
[X] you know what a puta is.
[X] you talk fast occasionally.
[X] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] you know what platanos are.
 
total: 5
 
Russian
[  ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[X] you get short tempered.
[X] you know of somebody named natasha.
[X] you get cold easily.
[X] rain is fun for you. 
[  ] you get into contests all the time.
[  ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.
 
total: 4
 
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best.
[X] you have a bad temper. 
[X] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. 
[X] you have blue or green eyes.  
[X] you like the color green. 
[X] you have been to a st. paddy's day party. 
[  ] you have a family member from ireland. 
[  ] you have red hair.
[X] you have/had freckles.
[  ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
 
total: 6
 
African American
[X] you say nigga/nukka casually
[  ] you have nappy hair.
[X] you like rap.
[X] you know how to shoot a gun. 
[  ] you think president george walker bush is racist. 
[X] you like chicken.
[X] you like watermelon.
[/] you can dance.
[X]  you can 'sing' gospel. (I am Christian... I know a few)
 
total: 6 1/2
 
Asian
[  ] you have slanty/small eyes.
[X] you like rice a lot. 
[/] you are good at math.
[/] you have played the piano.
[ ] you have family from asia. (Uhh... Obvious?)
[X] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[  ] most people think you're chinese. (My mum's lineage has a Chinese blood)
[  ] you call hurricanes typhoons. 
[  ] you go to baulko.
 
total: 3
 
German
[X] you like bread. (Love them soft)
[X] you think german chocolate is good.
[X] you speak some german.
[X] you know what schnitzel is.
[  ] you went to preschool. 
[  ] you're over 5'2
 
total: 4
 
Canadian
[  ] you like/play/played hockey. 
[  ] you love beer.
[/] you say eh. 
[  ] you know what poutine is. 
[  ] you speak some french. 
[  ] you love tim horton's. 
[X] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[X] you watch/watched degrassi.
 
total: 2 1/2
 
RACIST AS quiz!!!
 
I apparently am African American and Irish...I'm white and I do have Irish in me

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lazygurlie #1
I'm African American and Spanish
Kyungshine
#2
We all got a little chocolate in us