What's your nationality? (taken from Sapphire Fox)
British
[ ] you drink a lot of tea.
[ ] you know what a brolly is.
[x] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[x] you wanted ben to win x factor.
[ ] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] it's football... not soccer.
total: 3
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] you love a backyard barbie.
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach.
[ ] sometimes you swear without realising.
[x] you're a sports fanatic.
[x] you are tanned.
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] you have an australian something.
total: 4
Italian
[ ] the sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] you know italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[ ] you know what a italian horn is.
[ ] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
total: 6
Spanish
[ ] you say member instead of remember.
[x] you speak spanish or some.
[x] you like tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned.
[x] you know what a puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[x] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] you know what platanos are.
total: 6
Russian
[ ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[ ] you get short tempered.
[x] you know of somebody named natasha.
[x] you get cold easily.
[x] rain is fun for you.
[ ] you get into contests all the time.
[ ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 3
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best.
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st. patty's day party.
[x] you have a family member from ireland.
[ ] you have red hair.
[ ] you have/had freckles.
[x] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
total: 5
African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] you have nappy hair.
[ ] you like rap.
[ ] you know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[x] you like chicken.
[x] you like watermelon.
[x] you can dance.
[ ] you can 'sing' gospel.
total: 3
Asian
[x] you have slanty/small eyes.
[x] you like rice a lot.
[ ] you are good at math. (OMF SO RACIST)
[x] you have played the piano.
[x] you have family from asia.
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] most people think you're chinese.
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] you go to baulko.
total: 6
German
[x] you like bread.
[x] you think german chocolate is good.
[ ] you speak some german.
[x] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool.
[ ] you're over 5'2
total: 4
Canadian
[ ] you like/play/played hockey.
[ ] you love beer.
[ ] you say eh.
[ ] you know what poutine is.
[ ] you speak some french.
[ ] you love tim horton's.
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] you watch/watched degrassi.
total: 1
LOLL THIS IS SOOO RACIST I CANT EVEN.
Im asian/spanish/& italian according to this.
Im asian/spanish/& italian according to this.
I'm Asian-Irish. SWERVE.
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