Ok so first I wake up to this: 

Which almost killed me but I survived. I had to rock in the corner for a while drooling and shaking but I maintained (most of) my sanity eventually

Then I get hit with this nonsense!

Aw hell no! This is not OK Lee Jinki!! Why are you trying to kill me? I mean look at this !

Those Ongunns are bad enough without having to cope with the fact that his face looks like this!!

Like how am I supposed to cope with this? I swear the y is trying to kill us all and he doesnt give a who knows it! I hate him!! I'm ruined! Just ruined!

AND THEN!!!! Key goes and uploads this!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkI1QHa4Xjc&feature=youtu.be

OMFG! I am dying!! Jinki's all precious leader will take care of it, and then with the Ongunns and the I'ma buy this for Keybaby! Arrrgh! FEELS ssdfgdfghjklkjhgfd!

I am RUINED! RUINED I TELL YOU! I NEED this man! Like I cannot actually live one more second of life without him! He has ruined me for all others.

I NEED THEM ALL! *wails in despair*

I officially hate SHINee! I'm done, I quit, I can't. Just bury me now and have my headstone say torturted to insanity then murdered ruthlessly by 5 y Koreans.

*CRIES FOREVER*