So when I was supposed to be studying, I finished watching the first episode of Full House.  The first few minutes of the female lead's authorish life was almost laughably similar to mine.  Let me explain.

When I write, the state of my house is:

When I get an idea:

When I write a new chapter:

When I write /romance + the state of my desk:

So you see, that's my life within fanfics in a nutshell.

And in case you were wondering, yes, I dress like that and, yes, my hair is just as messy.