MY MOM IS GETTING MARRIED! eloping. I'll have a stepbrother and a stepsister. A family of 8. :0 we're moving.... 20 minutes away.... but luckily i will still be able to go to the same school. Here's a K-pop confession i came up with...

"Every time i see you, you joom joom my heart like a locket. You are so y hay, i wonder P-A-R-T why i haven't asked you out before. Maybe it's because i naughty naughty, but you're not a batgirl. You are the fantastic to my elastic, the Mister to my simple, the chicken to my onew. I want to go out with you because i'm so curious yeah to find how much fun we would have. Don't tell me sober, but right now i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely. I'm y free and single ready to bingo, and i want you to kiss and touch me rub my bananas. being without you is like shinee without taemin's long hair ; not as interesting. Every single day try to talk to you, but we're gonna have a good time. We got the orange juice,baby. don't deny our R² pi, and you won't be asking why did i turn on this love show. There will be no should have treated you better moment, because this is more than present. Yayaya, you are my funny hunny, and i love you. You're my magic girl. You aren't a troublemaker: JS and hyuna are. I'll melt you down like ice cream, as we nililili mambo mambo mabo again and again and again while my moves blow your mind. Baby, i want you beautiful. Mama, just let me be your lover. I will be a mother father gentleman, cuz all day think of you. naega ULF, my loveaholic robotronic dream girl. Get your crayon before i say baby goodnight. Cuz I love you, baby, i'm not a monster."

:) funny, eh?