That's all you're gettin'.

Now I know what you're probably thinking.

Alice... what happened to the war story and the wild person story? I mean, you told us about those, but then you suddenly release a ghost story? And now this ? God damn it, what is happening!?

Well, I'll tell you!

I'm ing crazy.

I may or may not start this story soon, but judging by the weird- family tree above, tell me if I should start it soon. It'll be a crack-esque comedy, and if you know Arrested Development, it's like that. It'll be told in episodes, with no clear plot, other than this is one hell of a dysfunctional family.