Gotcha with the title didn't I

My mom is here yelling and ing at me today.

Can't even get a ing break from that on my birthday.

I swear she just makes me want to ing take a knife a slit my wrists or stab myself or something..

Damn that would be a good idea especially since it's my birthday.

Then  there would really be something to celebrate.

Don't you think that's a good idea.