Kris: This face isn't enough for you? Just.. wow. (wooooow Kris~)
Tao: Am I too kawaii desu for you? Should I be fierce and wushu you so we can get back together again? (Omg)
Luhan: No, don't break up with me! I promise I'll be manly. /pouts (that's not even manly)
Lay: Are we even together? (xD god damnit Lay COME ON!)
Xiumin: This baozi can't live without you. /shows off baozi cheeks (Awww~)
Chen: We have to separate? What. Where you going? I'll drive you there. (-_- really)
Suho: If this is what makes you happy then, I've glad I've met you.. (/le sigh, I knew it)
D.O: I can cook, dance, sing, and beatbox. Why are you breaking up with me? (I HONESTLY DON'T NO WHY!)
Chanyeol: NOO DON'T LEAVE ME I AM INCOMPLETE WITHOUT YOU HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO LIVE NOW (I WOULD NEVER WANT TO THINK OF LEAVING YOU! TOT)
Sehun: What? If this is about my colorful hair.. I swear. (pffft no of course not)
Baekhyun: It's okay, girl. Don't cry, I deserve better. (*claps slowly* that's how you do it bro)
Kai: *takes off his shirt* You were saying something? (XD this is overly expected of you)

But come on, who would honestly want to break up with them!? And if anyone ever dared did, ask yourself; why in the ? 

Snatched from: putewi_jae