Warning: This is a very long (rant) post concerning exo's unexplained teaser photos. If you are interested, please read down the post and my opinion about it.

Everyone’s excited about exo’s comeback (I mean who wouldn't be?!). I know. I hear ovary explosions everywhere kekeke~ Anyways, can SME upload the music freakin’ video?! So we can find out the answers right NOW. If the rumor about Kai kissing a girl is true or maybe Luhan’s the “innocent” boy who turns into a wolf at the of midnight during full moon so on and so forth. Fans are going ben ben (crazy) over making theories about the teaser pictures.

But alas, the fans who produced the theories have given me their virus too. I can’t help but get curious about these sht y’know?

Before I start my findings, I wanna apologize to Luhan, my sweetest angel (yes, he’s my bias ultimate bias in my bombed bias list). Hannie you know I love you <33 But those bad fangirls made me curious. I’m sorry xiaolu >:(((

Okay, here it goes…

But before you read it, please look closely at the exo members especially to Luhan.

Remember the class picture teaser of exo which was released the other day? Yep, the one where the tall members (yes suho! You are officially one of the tall boys in class!) Were standing and the ‘ehem’ not-so-short members were sitting down. They say that the black and white spots under the shoes of Luhan and Chen are blood stains. How did they even know that when the photo’s not colored in the first place?!?!?!

Anyways, let’s focus more on Luhan.

He has this undefined expression imprinted on his face and his foot kind of goes more forward than the others. Not only that, please take note that he’s the main center of the boys sitting, as well as the whole picture. Your eyes would find him immediately cause Luhan’s really the center of the picture.

Moving on…

The newly released teaser pictures this morning gave me the creeps too.  (the E X O formations)

Let’s start with the letter E formation first.

Lay and Luhan are one of the centers of the letter E. Unlike the others, you could see his position slightly forward than Lay, Sehun and Tao. He’s not in line with them. I don’t know with you guys but that’s the way I see him. I think I have clear eyesight to notice that small detail. XD

Next is the letter X formation.

Along with Baekhyun, he’s also the center of the X. Notice that Baekhyun, Luhan and Chen have different suit style. There’s a thick black line outlining the suit to make it more detailed. Tao, Kris, Lay and Xiumin have a different tie color. I don’t see Sehun’s cause it’s covered by Luhan’s head.

Last but not the least, the O formation.

Kris, Lay, Xiumin and Luhan have three things in common. They’re handsome, hot and very adorable. Jk, but it’s true. XD They’re the four corners of the formation. As we all know, O is diamond-like when written in exo font. In the normal position of O, Kris and Xiumin are the center. But if you look at the picture in an upside-down style, Luhan and Lay are the center.

In the pictures, Luhan are one of the centers. He has a different, if not, a glum expression on his face. And is always in a different position. ALWAYS. It’s either his hands are inside his pockets or behind him.

WE GOTTA FACE REALITY. WE’RE JUST SCARING THE OUT OF EACH OTHER.

SHUT UP. DON'T BE CALM AND WAIT FOR EXO'S COMEBACK.

I know everyone one of you are in a Sherlock or a detective Conan mode. STAHP OKAY? We’re fans not detectives. FANS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Stop connecting one clue to another cause in the end we’ll never solve it. It’s only SM who knows the real truth. Even if we did solve it, what would be our business with it? Brag to everyone that you solved the great mystery? That’s bullcrap.

Plot Twist: None of the teasers connect to the music video.

Well what if that happened?

You just wasted your mind thinking about those theories which in reality is not gonna happen. If you figured out that Luhan is the werewolf in the music video, would it really happen in real life?

No right? It’s a full 100% impossibility.

Everything concerning their comeback is fiction. The real fact is that they’re coming back once again with a new song, whether good or bad, to make our ovaries explode, make more fans enter the mental and maybe go to our funerals once our brain comes to a full shutdown.

Personally, I don’t think there’s something wrong about the teasers. What we’re doing is an instant conclusion. Maybe the director told Luhan to pose in a different way that’s why his facial expression differs from the other members. Maybe SM mistyped Xiao Lu as Xia Lu. They’re Koreans and their mother language is Korean not English. How would they know that Xia Lu has a meaning behind it when they don’t understand Chinese at all?

If ever there’s a chance that one of the SM staffs read the translated fanfic ’48 Hours’ and suggested the board to make it as EXO’s official comeback theme then there’s nothing wrong with it. I mean, Infinite’s ‘Before The Dawn’ also had action in it. Maybe SM’s trying to change the style from shooting an mv in a compact room to exploring the outside world.

EXO’s a rookie group and we all know that it’s hard to be a newcomer in such an industry. They need to impress us and that’s what they’re doing every time they release a teaser. We make such theories because we’re more curious about the upcoming comeback. Nonetheless, EXO makes us wonder crazy stuff and at the same time impress us to the utmost level. We wouldn’t make these theories if it wasn’t for them. We wouldn’t be this logical if it wasn’t for them.

I think, us fans, are just paranoid because we anticipated their comeback for a year.

Maybe everyone didn’t use their minds too much cause it’s summer and they’re putting so much effort in making those creepy stuff.

Anyways, I super love this fandom. We’re like authors, photo and video editors, instant uploaders/updaters, erts, lunatic people, calm people, logical people all compressed in one family. It’s like a 10-in-1 coffee sachet lol.

I love you guys! >:D I love you too EXO! And you too Luhan, my sweetest angel <33

Bless this fandom.