[ warning: lotsa cursing ]

so, as most of you know.

i ing love oh sehun. okay. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM.

he's so cute but so amazing and he's the perfect dancer and omf-- i just.

he's so hot like half the time too, like why is he the youngest not that i have a problem.

i mean who wouldn't want all up on that piece of AMAZING--

i just--

but then.

CHANYEOL.

PARK.

FRIGGIN.

CHANYEOL.

AFTER A GOOD, STEADY YEAR OF KEEPING MY BIAS LIST IN ORDER.

HE THINKS HE CAN JUST CASUALLY SLIP IN.

AND IT ALL UP LIKE IT'S SOME GAME.

DO YOU SEE THIS PHOTO.

IM TRYING TO DECIDE WHO I LOVE MORE HERE.

SEHUN OR CHANYEOL.

KAI YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

BUT CHANYEOL OR SEHUN.

I JUST. WHO DO I CHOOSE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL.

LOOK AT THIS FLAWLESS, INCREDIBLY TALL HUNK OF GORGEOUS.

NO, NO.

OH SEHUN. YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO OH SEHUN.

SEHUN WANTS ME TO BACKFLIP INTO A PIT OF ACID.

HIS LIP HABITS DO NOT HELP ME.

WHEN I SAW THIS I COULD'VE SWORN I PASSED OUT--

BUT CHANYEOL COMES BACK AND JUST DECIDES

TO UP WHAT SEHUN AND I HAD--

HIS BODY FRAME IS ALMOST AS IMPRESSIVE AS SEHUN'S

THOSE GLASSES-- CHANYEOL PLS THINK OF THE OVARIES

IM HAVING TERRIBLE ANXIETY OMF--

CHANYEOL OR SEHUN

. . . . . .

I DECIDED

#TEAMSEHUN

#TEAMINGDENIAL

LET'S END THIS POST WITH SOME CHANKAI EYE POPPING SHALL WE.