News went out that every witch and wizard is on the hunt after the sorting hat in Hogwarts was stolen.

Now I know why....

Kris, for the love of Albus Dumbledore, don't you ever, and I mean never ever wear that ahjumma-witch-granny costume again. It ain't Halloween for God sake.

It's plain awful.

Did the stylist let you wear that? If yes....

Or...

I love you and all but this is just unacceptable. So please, take those clothes back where antique trunk you got it, or better yet, burn it.

Let's just stick to your forever glorious-y-gorgeous bod, shall we?

Can I get a hell yeah? ^o^