Alright guys, you're gonna laugh.

Like everybody does when I'm complaining or ranting about something.(even in real life xD)

So I went out to walk my dog and it was SO nice!

Like, it's just rained and it smelt like rain and since it was 22:30, the road was almost empty.

It was me and around 7 other people.

And I walk out into the street to walk him and my dog was 'leading' me, like he always does.

And I notice an obstacle in front of me, a big rock so I step over it and just as I was doing that...

I see it's actually A BIG FAT FROG! 

A disgusting one!!!

So my reaction was this exact one:

and I almost died there, with that frog hopping over my dead body. FIRST I WAS AFRAID! I WAS PETRIFIED but I WAS STRONG!

Alright, enough spamming with my life for today xD

Good night/day(idk, it's night over here xD)

Spam you tomorrow.