Korean and International Fans.

Korean fans: OMFG IT'S OPPA!!! OPPA LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AT MY CAMERA OPPA LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA HERE LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH MY BODY EVEN THOUGH I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE ALREADY EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA
Bias: I'M UNCOMFORTABLE THIS ISN'T OKAY
Korean fans: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE JUST LOOK AT MY CAMERA AND SMILE SO THAT I CAN UPLOAD PICTURES TO MY FANSITES
Bias: BUT -
Korean fans: CAN YOU FEEL MY S ON YOUR BODY OPPA CAN YOU FEEL THEM
Bias: ...
and then there's the international fans...
International fans: *whispers* It's oppa...
Bias:
International fans: *stays 20 feet away from bias*
International fans: *admires from afar*
Bias:
Bias: Why are you guys so far away...?
International fans:
Bias: *takes a step closer*
International fans: *gasps and steps back*
Bias: Come closer!
International fans:
International fans: I-is it...is it okay...? Is it okay for us to come closer?
Bias: yes...?
International fans: *slowly walks over to bias while sobbing quietly*