Frustrated Sunggyu and his Slow Members
Meanwhile on Infinite's Ranking King...(again)
- The dodos appear again.
- (It's a horror special so Sunggyu graces the occasion by telling the members a scary story)
- Sunggyu: This is a true story about an employee. The employee is really busy.
- Woohyun: How can the employee be busy? Having a lot of work is scary! (Woohyun's interpretation of a scary story is this...-.-)
- Sunggyu: (ignores) There was a time when he needed to go to an unknown village.
- Woohyun: I'm getting goosebumps!
- Sunggyu: (ignores again) Somehow he needs to go to 2 places in one day.
- Woohyun: 2 places?!
- Sungjong: Aish I can't concentrate!
- Sunggyu: (loses his patience, as expected from the Grandpa) Be quiet! I'm talking right now! (presses on) He doesn't know the way around, so he asks the villagers.
- Hoya: Can I bite you? ("ask" has the same word as "bite")
- (Cue the famous Sunggyu glare)
- Sunggyu: So he asks the villagers the shortcut to the village. "I want to go to this place, which way should I take?" They said, "If you go through the tunnel it'll be quick but you must never go through the tunnel at night." All of the people whom he asked said the same thing. So he said he understood. It was night, and he didn't think anything will happen to him, so he went through the tunnel. The tunnel was a long one, and in the middle, the engine suddenly stalled. Then, all the lights in the tunnel started turning off one by one.
- Hoya: Are they having a surprise birthday party?
- Sunggyu: ......I don't want to tell this story anymore.
- Woohyun: What is scarier is...how can a tunnel be that long?
- Sunggyu: You keep interrupting! I'm telling a story right now!!!
- Woohyun: (suddenly grabs Dongwoo)
- Dongwoo: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (proceeds to whack Woohyun)
- Sunggyu: The car lamps and the tunnel lamps were all off and it was pitch black. It was so scary, he tried to turn on the engine but it didn't work. He was so scared that he was holding on to the window, but there was someone hitting the window. After some time, the hitting stopped. The lights came on again. Because he was so scared, he immediately drove home. When he woke up the next morning, there were handprints on the window of his car. Because he was so scared, he went to the car wash to wash his car. This is what the car wash man told him: The handprints are not from the outside, but on the inside.
- (Everyone gasps in horror. Until...)
- Sungyeol: Huh?
- Hoya: I thought he was driving alone?
- Sunggyu: (gives the "what the pong..." look) Think carefully! Why are there handprints there? Ahhh I can't tell them scary stories! They can't understand it!
- Hoya: So that means someone wanted to destroy the car? (faiiiint)
- Sunggyu: No, that means that the ghost was inside the car. Do I even have to explain this too?!?!
- Sungjong: (the only one who gets it since he watches horror movies)......Ah what the heck now it's not scary anymore!
- Infinite...you're really daebak.
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