I'm watching SHINee's Japanese tour for the 3rd time (the new one) and I just don't know where the frack to put my eyes. My crisis: do I watch guy-liner Taem's taut, toned, sweaty little back and torso sticking out of his poor-excuse-for a shirt? Do I look at those bulging biceps and fringed, sweat-laced hair hanging over the derpy Korean Kermit's eyes? Or is it Jinki's one-sided long, braided hairdo and skin glistening with sweat. Jonghyun's popping neck veins--and sweat. Maybe Key's cute little perky hips as he {sweatily} moves across the stage...?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO PUT MY GODDAMN EYES

TOO MUCH ING ON MY SCREEN

I WANT TO THEM ALL. 

ING TORTURE...

is what this stupid- blu-ray DVD is. 

I should burn it... but it was too damn expensive. 

I'm sure I'll watch it again soon anyway--

'cause I love torture apparently.

I would post pictures, but I can't even bring myself to go searching. 

But you can watch it on YouTube in relatively good quality.

This mix of cute and y is causing me to short-circuit. 
Then you gotta go add old-SHINee footage with Minho with long hair and crying-his-eyes-out Jingles?

daw, hell they all are crying...

T^T

SO...

Back to SHINee with swords and guns and all sorts of other phallic things to turn me further on, like tight pants and armpit hair, and godlike -eyes they're throwing around without giving two s what it's doing to us on the other side of the camera. Rock on with your high-testosterone-charged remixes of once cutsey songs. Continue to turn all my feelz into jelly. I will never grow tired of watcing this EVER. 

(did I mention lots and lots of sweat in HQ? holy jesus, I want take a bath in it -- especially Jinki, Sweat God Supreme). 

STUPID SHINEE.

I probably won't survive your comeback. 

That is all.

Good day. 

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(I lied)

Look at this dorkus!!! OMG I lub him so much.

I want to adopt you, little kermit~ come sit on ma lily-pad. :3

the real world. I'm going to stay in the SHINee World FOREVER.

Just too much cuteness for me to deal with. How can anyone ever leave this fandom?

I just don't get it. They are perfect.

My three loves~ 

(it's official: I am a FlamingMVPMint... oh, sweet SHINee balls, I got the Taemin feelz so bad these days)

I'd love these two more, but they're so good at loving each other~

and... this