EXO CRACK CHATS:

Chanyeol: Happy Birthday!
Baekhyun: Thank you! What did you get me?
Chanyeol: It was a surprise, but remember that red Mercedes you wanted so bad?
Baekhyun: YES YES YES YES OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
Chanyeol: Well, I got you a toothbrush, same color.

(c) thatswhatexosaid

SJ CRACK CHATS:

Yesung: What should I give to my girlfriend? It’s her birthday tomorrow.
Eunhyuk: What does she look?
Yesung: Pretty, sweet and nice.
Eunhyuk: Give her my number.
Yesung: …....

EXO CRACK CHATS:

Sehun: Are you still mad at me?
Luhan: Twinkle twinkle little star.
Sehun: How I wonder what you are?
Luhan: Wish I could hit you with my car.
Sehun: Okay, you're still mad.

(c) thatswhatexosaid

SHINEE CRACK CHATS:

Jonghyun: , I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
Onew: Just cancel it.
Onew: Tell them you're sick.
Jonghyun: O_______O

(c) thatswhatshineesaid

SJ CRACK CHATS:

Kyuhyun: Hold on, hyung! I'll save you!
Sungmin: It's no use, save yourself!
Kyuhyun: Nooooo!
Leeteuk: Stop jumping on the couches!!

EXO CRACK CHATS:

Chanyeol: I hate it when people pour my cereal.
Chanyeol: They don't know how much I want.
Chanyeol: They don't know my life.
Chanyeol: They don't know what I've been through.
Kai: Hyung, calm down it's just cereal.

(c) thatswhatexosaid

SJ CRACK CHATS:

Kyuhyun: That's okay, hyung.
Kyuhyun: I forgive you.
Kyuhyun: Everyone makes mistakes.
Kyuhyun: Take your parents for example.
Dongahe: ...........

SJ CRACK CHATS:

Donghae: I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore…
Donghae: Fridge, you’re coming to my room.

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