My rooms smells so good and my bed looks so inviting right now

Now where the is my husband Jinki? WHERE IS HE SO I CAN RIDE HIM INTO THE ING GROUND?

No, no, I half lied.

Where is Minho (our swinger) so I can ride him into ing Narnia? As my Jinki watches and ...then joins. DP, threeway, WHATEVER, As long as I'm getting ed.

...Ah hell, just give me Jinki. I need those thick, stubby fingers clutching my for dear life. I need to see those plump lips moving to form deep, Korean curses. Give me hisses, give me kisses.

I. NEED. TO SEE. HIS FACE.

Seriously you guise. I have red light bulbs. MY ROOM IS BATHEEEEED IN AMBIOTIC RED, PEOPLE. WHERE THE IS JINKI? T_T