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j unnir you are so old

"how old are you?"

"seventeen"

"h0w LONG HAve you been seventeen???"

"a while"

OKAY SO UM, HI

idk how to start this off so can i just say that I really really really really really love you and cherish our friendship deep in my kokoro. like seriously. before i used to see these famous people with their aff family and i'd be like 'gdi why cant i be in an aff family im so anti social sob' and i still am pretty awkward tbh, AND YOU'RE LIKE THE ONLY CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE FRIEND I HAVE REALLY. once, my friend took my phone and was reading our conversation and i accidentally said 'she's like my online soul mate' and then awwwwkkkkwarrd

idk let me just fill this with comic sans to break the tension

sometimes i feel like a really bad person because you know me to the CORE and i dont even know your favourite colour. or maybe i talk about pink too much idk

YOU ARE THE AIR I BREATHE

YOU ARE SWEETER THAN KRISPY KREME

you're really really special to me and i don't even know how to stress that
i feel so incoherent atm

ok let me write in an ugly paragraph why you are so special ahem ahem ahem

i can type really lazily and gay to you and you'll type gay back. if that makes sense. like me saying: 'hi uglY'
and you'll be like 'hi UGLY' and we type the same except i'm more illiterate which . i only know the first letter of your name???? but we're seolmates and you're okay with me being creepy a lot !!11! and your writing is SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSO good like you probably don't think i read your stories because i can't be bothered to subscribe to everything but i stalked you for like one whole day and your writing is flawless you are sooooooo talented and gdi how do you do that. another reason why you're speshur is because you somehow manage to stalk/find me and idk HOW DO YOU DO THAT? like you found my aff shop and you found me on every single rp just because my profile layout was pink like omg. i love you because i'm not even worried about impressing you and making this blog post all beautiful and pretty instead i'm making it really ugly and neon so it'll burn your eyes because its fun.

"r u from exoplAN3t??? becuz qurl uu $ure R ex0tic !@!"

a great photo of kris's

you like kris and i know you do because you always steal him away from me 3 but it's okay i'll let you have kris today because it's your basudai and the day of your birth /throws confetti

i feel sort of bad because you were reeaaaaaalllyyyyy nice on your blog post on my birthday, and i'm here on crack. did i make you smile at least once through the whole thing? i know we haven't been speaking since time machine closed down /glares at owner, but idk i still feel like we're the soulmate-iest of soulmates. and I REALLY DO LOVE YOU ALOT GOD UNNIR /clings until you choke

the reason why i still call you Dorkazoid is because it's what i remember you most as ! it was when we first met, you see, and idk my friends know about you and thats creepy thats CREEPY GOD

i know you probably don't feel the same way but i just wanted you to know that you really are my closest friend on aff because i'm a lonely awkward anti social turtle. you're my bestest online friend and I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST KNOW THAT YOU KNOW ??

i sound creepy im not this creepy but you put up with my creepiness so thank you so much

i sound like i'm proposing to you 

WILL U MARRY ME

remember xiumin ? i laughed so hard for an hour straight i think i cried. because you were so flustered like 'OMG GUISE I FORGOT THE Y' and i was dying here i was DYING you killed me

also that time when you were like 'open your shop i want to request from you' and i was like ajdhakjdahskldjhaskl so i accepted your request even when i was closed because I'M SO BIASED. and then i did yours in like a day or so because i really wanted to make it perfect and it ended up pretty ugly but i gave it to you anyway and i reaaaaally wanted it to be good.

i can go on and on about how much i love you and how many hilarious things you did and ahahahahahahahahahaha this is getting really long eugh 

and you're SO OLD did i mention that wow you're almost legal aren't you wtaf

i'll ship you some soju and my love in a box + my kris photocard and i love you hi

a great photo of kris's armpit hair

oh and ps i googled kris and photos of kim kardashian's mum in a bikini/half came up????? 
idk it was ew