Okay okay okay.

So the last home game was tonight and I went with Sam, JK, and Patrick. On our way up to the stands, I ran into Ethan, who's one of my gay friends. Turns out he wasn't sitting that far away from us, so we talked a bit and he went back to his spot. Then I saw Connor (who's also gay) and I love Connor so I kidnapped him and Ethan came up and sat with us and we just started talking and then Connor and Kendal left with Ethan because he was going to take them home so they left like right after half time to go back to Ethan's place.

I just got a text from Connor.

THEY MADE OUT

IN A ING PARK

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

PLAYING MATCHMAKER FOR A GIRL AND A GUY = OKAY. YOU GET YOURSELF SOME AWESOME POINTS

PLAYING MATCHMAKER FOR TWO GUYS = HOLY MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

MY LIFE

IS COMPLETE

I JUST

I CAN'T

I ING CAN'T