Kris: *slap* !

Kris: *slap* HE WANTED GUCCI NOT COOGI (Tao reference)

Kris: *slap* WRONG MOVE.

Kris: *slap* RLAB

Kris: *slap* WU FAN STYLE. (Gangnam Style reference)

Kris: *slap* NO MORE SHAKING LIKE THAT.

Kris: *slap* WHO TOLD YOU TO SING?

Kris: *slap* HISTORY.

Kris: *slap* I'M Y AND I KNOW IT.

Kris: *slap* TURN BACK.

Kris: *slap* WHERE'S MY MONEY?

Kris: *slap* I KNOW PERFECTION WHEN I SEE IT.

Kris: *slap* ONE HIT WONDER.

Kris: *slap* MAYBE NEXT TIME.

Kris: *slap* I LOST MY MIND.

In the end...

Police man: You are under arrest for being too hot while jerking your arm to the side as if you were slapping your e. Any words you say would be held against you in the court of 'HOT Y ASIAN GUYS'.

Kris: I never thought it was a crime T_T