• Director: Okay, so like half of you guys will be legit flower boys and half of you guys will be in charge of food
• EXO-M: ...uh okay
• Director: So like, Lay you're going to smash ice cream cones against your shoulder and spread it around. Food , okay? Make it y. Make those girls want to you. Make sure you pull down your shirt a little bit so it doesn't get dirty. If it gets dirty we're taking it out of your paycheck. TRY TO LOOK Y OKAY STOP DAZING OUT.
• Director: Xiumin, you're like, kinda cute so we're just going to stuff you in a girly blouse and just blow bubbles with your gum. es love androgynous . Make sure the bubbles are bigger than half your face okay it'll make your face look smaller. Sling the jacket over your shoulder like a badass, okay? Flower boy but not flower girl, okay. Make your shirt ride up if you can. es love skin, so we give them skin.
• Director: Tao, you're going to face the camera in this super thin red/white/blue tank and make sure you grab it in a way that it shows off your y chiseled abs okay? Since you're like, the only person in the ing group that has muscles. You es need to exercise, man! Anyway, keep that y dark image strong. Do you have any spikes and metal accessories? Good. Wear that .
• Director: Luhan, you need to man up, okay? You're like thin as , so stuff that popcorn into your mouth. Keep your mouth over. Screw personal hygiene. Screw social etiquette. es love wild men. Tilt your head to the side so jawline . Got it? es love jawlines. Keep eating that popcorn, okay? OH we ran out of visually decent shirts but here have this one.
• Director: Okay so Chen. CHEN? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Okay so wear this flower necklace. Don't complain to me, okay? Girls love flower boys. You guys are flower boys. Make it obvious. You look the least gay in the group so I think you can pull it off without looking strange. Here's a tight black shirt. Wear it. in your damn stomach. Put your hards in your pockets. That's right. Look y.
• Director: Kris you have a ing tattoo. Who told you to get a ing tattoo? WAIT NO YOU HAVE ING TWO TATTOOS. Ugh whatever, hold this bucket and pour the damn water okay. We'll block out your arms somehow. Next time get that stuff off your arms okay? It's like, so freaking hard to take pictures okay? STOP MAKING THIS SO DAMN HARD FOR US. Oh my god. Try to look y, okay? Okay give him whatever we have left to wear; it's not like anyone will really see it.
• Director: God, you guys are so annoying. DID YOU GET IT? WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW? ALSO CAN YOU GUYS EXERCISE AND GET MORE MUSCLE HOLY YOU GUYS ARE LIKE WOMEN. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PUT YOU ON THE FRONT COVER NEXT TIME?
• EXO-M: ..................uh okay

Pulled off from Tumblr.

NOTE: this is not mine! Credits go to the owner of this interpretation.