So I was texting my sister and we got into a conversation about Rocky Belboa when he was punching dead cows...and somhow the conversation got into if cows could be ninjas or not. So I want your guys opinion on this, can cows be ninjas or not?

Pros

They can crush their enemy in a matter of seconds, they can make cow pies to ward off the enemies, and they can fart to make a shield so enemies won't come near them

Cons

They can fall through roofs, they can't fit into their outfits, they moo a lot which gives away their location

I think only some cows have the potential to be ninjas, but what do you guys think?