Kpop review: Teen Top's "To You"

Hey, guise! I'm going to review Teen Top's "To You". Wish me good luck!

~~~~~8 minutes later~~~~~

So after two teasers for the past weeks, I sort of thought it was a ballad.. kind of like "Angel". Actually it's not that bad at all because to me, probably not "To You", it sounds like it's from the 80's or 90's maybe. It also sounds as if it's from or a continuation of SISTAR's Alone (Na Honja). Although, if you listen real close, they say "Na honja" in the song.

Okay so watching made listening to it feel short. If you just listen to the track itself, it's just as long as any other song.

Anyway, on to the video. In the beginning of the video, You see L.Joe calling his girlfriend. If not his girlfriend, then just a random girl. The ringtone is going off, but... Where's her phone? It's like there's no sign or show of her phone, yet it's going off, along with the fact that she's not giving any care in the world that her phone is going off. Maybe it's in that diamond studded handbag that she never bothers to open throughout the whole freakin' video. When she doesn't pick up, he ends the call and looks at the camera with this somewhat blank facial expression; it kinda scares me.. just a little...

Then, it leads to the next scene where it has all the members dancing in a box with a bunch of small white boxes. No.. that isn't strange at all... However, we should compare it to them dancing in the old underground parking lot and them individually dancing in random locations.

C.A.P = a section of the underground parking lot
Chunji = at the top of a building
L.Joe = some random place, I don't know where..
Niel = ?
Ricky = a side of the building
Changjo = a different side of the building

Aside from that, I've suddenly noticed that they have marks on their faces. That's a very unique way to show that a girl hurt your feelings even though there was probably no physical action whatsoever.. good job, guys. However, there's one more thing I've got to say.. Niel, when you take a bath or a shower, you should probably take a shower because then you can take off your clothes and no one can see you in the showerUNLESS you're going to act like Mr.Pedo (bear) from Supa Luv and look out from the shower door. Of course, since it's an old abandoned room with just a bathtub filled with purified water, SURE! Go right ahead! Just take a bath with your clothes on! No one will care! Just don't get sick,,

Anyway... As the video trails on, each and every member had about 2, 3-5 seconds to go after or look at or sing to the girl walking by. Except, when it came to C.A.P (A/N: Screw it, I'm gonna put Minsoo..), he tried to put his arm around her, but she just keeps on walking like "Whatever..." Then, he has this facial expression that says, "|)@^^%! I was close!" On a side note, is it just me? Or is it actually Minsoo's first time wearing a suit with a button down long-sleeve shirt, vest, jacket, tie, dress pants, and dress shoes, you know? All that jazz? Could someone plz answer me?

As for Chunji, (around the 1:20 mark) he sits down in a chair after a long walk up the umpteenth flights of stairs. Don't worry, I know how you feel, Chunji... Then, sometime around the 2:20 mark, L.Joe start to have a conversation, in which then turns into a small fight; then, they have a stare down for (I think) 5 seconds. Suddenly, Chunji takes action starts a bigger war.

Overall, I think I know what you Angels are thinking~ Yes, it is true... We need to find Teen Top a home because their living out on the streets and in abandoned apartments and on top of roof tops! Not only is it happening to U-KISS, but Teen Top too! So, if you would oh so kindly make a call (010-642-7989) and help Teen Top find a home, I would appreciate your kindness. Thank you. AHEM! I would also appreciate it if didn't call that number bc it's not real...

As for the dancing, I give it a 100 points out of 100. If fresh and unique with many Face Arousels and ing (not really..). I think many people could dance to this, but not me... Only because of these reasons.

1. My dad: *Watches Teen Top Music Video* Are those girls?
Me: Umm.. no...
My dad: *squints* They look like girls..
Me: They're not girls..
My dad: They dance like girls..
Me: They're guys..
My dad: You know what? I bet they smell like girls..
Me: THEY'RE CROSSDRESSERS.
My dad: O.O' ... o..kay then? *walks away*
2. Me: Breathe in..
My dad: What're you doing?
Me: Yoga.. Wanna try?
My dad: Thank you, but no thank you..
-10 minutes later-
Me: *dances to MBLAQ's Mona Lisa*
My dad: ..uh.. What're you doing?
Me: Dancing.
My dad: Are you sure? ... That's a lot of touching...
Me: (thoughts) 'Ugh!' *stops dancing* okay, I guess I'll dance to Gee.
My dad: NOOOOO!!!!!!

And that's why..

As for the lyrics, I give them a 95 points out of 100. Only because of the "To You" part. In the lyrics, they say "Hey to you to you to you know" whereas I thought they said, "Hey do you do you do you now". However, that makes no sense, does it? So, I would have thought that they meant, "Hey Do you do you do you know".

And so.. that's about it. If you have any comments and/or complaints, plz put them in the comment box below and TELL ME!

LOL Tell me~ Tell me~ T-t-t-t-t-tell me~

Have a good day!

UPDATE: If you haven't seen the video, here's the link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn4R8Y-hRfY

Next review: http://www.asianfanfics.com/blog/view/223358 

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kpopdancer0622
#1
@XxRima: Yeah ikr?
XxRima
#2
If they're trying to say 'know' then they are saying it REALLY REALLY wrong o-o I know that's the lyrics...but whhhat! I like it better like 'Hey to you to you to you now' It sounds more like that o-o