So we're talking about the fifties and the cold war and whatnot, but more specifically yesterday we were talking about fifties housewives.

We read a legit list of rules that fifties housewives followed and I turned behind me to my friend Chris and was like "is this a ig joke?" and his reply was something along the lines of "no, so go make me food."

He's an . Actually, to be more specific, he's the who told me the Helen Keller jokes.

Anyway, Roth (my history teach) started giving us the three jobs that women usually had if they weren't a housewif; so Josh, the friend of Chris, who sits next to me, keeps repeating "Baby maker". So I turned to him and said "Stfu before I castrate you."

Okay folks, this is where the awkward comes in. Like a disease.

After I said that, Josh replied with "Then how will you have children?"

Chris then asked Josh, "Did you just indirectly ask to Lauren?"

To which my friend Conner finally turned around to us and said, "Usually you do that after the first date, you don't just come right out and ask "Can I get you pregnant?" it's weird."

I kinda just awkwardly laughed the whole time. Yeeee. Thought I'd share the awkward with everyone. Kthnxbai~ <3

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