..but only cause he makes some REALLY bad  jokes. Mostof them about killing babies.

ANYWAY. I found some of them entertaining today, even though they were extremely horrible. So here they are:

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?" No. "Neither did she."

"How did Helen Keller burn the front ofher face?" Dunno. "She went bobbing for french fries."

"How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?" How? "She answered the iron." 

"How did she burn the other side of her face?" Dunno. "They called back."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?"  How? "They re-arranged the furniture."

Then he told me this story [actually, he said it was true but idk]:

A man and his son had made a beautiful garden, and as they got older the son took care of the garden because the father was too old.

The son ended up going to jail [for a reason unknown to me] and the garden was left unattended.

The man posted a help wanted ad in the paper saying that his son was unable to re-dig his garden and he was too old to dig it, he just needed it dug up so he could drop the seeds.

A few days later, the son sent a letter to his father that said "Whatever you do, don't dig up the garden! Thats where all the bodies are!"

The next day, the FBI were everywhere digging up the garden, but none of the bodies were found. 

A few days after that, the man received another letter from his son that said "That's the best I can do from here."

I ing DIED laughing at that one!!!  xD♥ If you don't get it, I can explain, but I think its funnier if you can understand it without explaination. 

Now, I'm gonna go watch Skip Beat :)♥