I think this is the funniest chapter I've ever written :)
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It's family night.
Eff my life, man.
"Umma, can I pleaseeeeeeeeee leave?" I whined.
"You don't love us?" Umma retorted in all seriousness.
"Yes!" I exclaimed.
"Jinja?!?!" Ummas' eyes teared up.
"Whaaat?" I groaned at her.
"But we love you!" My umma pulled me in for a huge hug.
"You told me I was an accident." I pointed out, trying to free myself of the hug.
"You were the greatest gift any broken could ever give me." Umma said, laughing at her own joke.
"UHm..ugh...ewwwwwww! Do not want!" I fought to get away from my freak of mother.
"Umma! Umma!" The Princess called.
"Changoo~" My umma cooed at my little sister.
"Mom. Mom. Umma. Mom. MOMMY!" My suave little brother cried for her attention, too.
"Umma! Umma! Umma! UMMA♥ OMONIM!" ...sadly,I don't have a third sibling. That one was my father.
"Appa!" The three of them cheered, running toward him.
....God needs to get me out of here...
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