I read this amazing fic with speed skater Baekhyun and figure skater Jongdae and I ended up on youtube watching videos of the olympics and felt inspired to this blogpost. 

This is probably a new series of some sort whenever I feel inspired. 

And I'll avoid the traditional ball-sports. Because I can. 

(Pretty sure at some points it'll just feel like I pull from my , I'm sorry :( )

Figure skating: I can't get the image of Jongdae as a figure skater out of my mind after that fic. It's beautiful. Graceful and elegant and just simply perfect. So yes, Jongdae would do figure skating. Gliding over the ice, soaring through the wind and just ... make it looks so ing easy. The same way he makes singing look so ing easy. 

Synchronized Diving: A team of two consisting of Jongin and Sehun. Jongin, for sure, though. Synchronized diving is just ... spectacular. Very very beautiful to watch and the muscles, oh my god, the muscles, lmao. The 10M platform jumps - God, they would be a beautiful duo. It gives me goosebumps, haha. 

Artistic Gymnastics: Chanyeol on the pummel like oh my god, can you imagine? His long legs swinging over the pummel. And Chanyeol on the rings as well, I don't think my heart can take this image. Ya'll, I'm telling you - you have not seen beauty until you have imagined Chanyeol doing artistic gymnastics. Crap. 

Archery: Do I hear you say Kyungsoo? I think so. Because archery and Kyungsoo just fits together somehow. The steadyness, the concentration, the image is just mesmerizing. He would you up so bad and when he wins or makes a new world record or something, you'll just see him give a small smile and that glint in his eyes that says "I did that". You know it. 

Fencing: Kim Minseok would just ... Imagine it, please. Imagine it, imagine it, imagine it. He would just rock your world. I don't even know what to say anymore because honestly, it just works for me. Do I really have to explain it to you?

Equestrian Jumping: Look, I know this isn't a common sport and certainly probably not anything people have thought about before. But when I say Byun Baekhyun, what do you say? Baekhyun and horses, well, yeah, I don't know about the combination in real life but I can imagine whatever I want and his sweet personality with a dash of classy snobbery - I don't know, it works. Not that I think Baekhyun is a snob but the arrogant attitude somehow fits him regardless. And then when you got to know the olympic medalist and his horse, you'd realize he is a dork that just loves his horse so much and he's honestly just so super soft. I'm sorry you needed this vision, lol.

Alpine Skiing: When I say Lay, you probably say what??? So I'm going to say it again - Lay. Alpine skiing. Lay is soft as all hell and I don't know why it just stuck to me that he could probably be super awesome on the snow. I see slalom mostly, going down the snow and just being focused and then at the bottom, with his soft yet so bright smile. Cute. I don't know.

Trampoline: This is a thing and it's awesome and I see Joonmyun doing it. I'm not entirely sure why, though. It's just so ing cool and he would be dashing, jumping, jumping, jumping. Flying through the air really. Whoosh. There he go. It's so ing beautiful. 

BUT - where would you place the EXO members in the Olympics? Do you see my points or are you just thinking "what the hell?"