The saddest ing news ever. 

I'm not a gamer-type of person. I don't like most games, I stick to my The Sims and that's about it (which I also love very much so there's that). Anyway, back in the day, Zoo Tycoon was kind of like the little brother of Rollercoaster Tycoon. I think? 

The point is; I ing LOVED Zoo Tycoon. That was even higher on my games-I-love list than The Sims when I was a kid and I'm a simmer. So here was this amazing game that they expanded a couple of times and I owned all of them, all the packs. Everything. Loved it. 

(Loved the marine expansion pack more than anything but I'm also a whale-loving kind of gal). 

AND THEN I FOUND OUT THEY'RE RELEASING PLANET ZOO, THE REMAKE OF THE GREATEST GAME EVER.

..........

(and this is where life gets unfair)

AND IT'S FOR WINDOWS.

See, back in the day when I got my first full-time job and moved to Norway, I decided "heck, I really like Apple's system and so far I've literally ruined every Windows computer I've ever had with magic fingers (and I SWEAR I haven't done anyting to ruin them, I just go to turn them on and they nope out on me). I'm gonna get myself a Mac". So I did. And I haven't ruined that yet, pray that it doesn't happen. 

But this Planet Zoo game. I mean. WHY? 

Will there ever even BE a Mac version? It's probably unlikely. I just want to cry so bad. Life is so unfair. Will I really have to buy a Window's computer instead of an iMac just so I can play Planet Zoo? 

I'm highly emotional these days and I swear to God, if anyone saw me acting like this, they'd think I was either 1) on my period or 2) pregnant - neither of which is possible. (Or I mean, the pregnant one is probably possible if it wasn't because I ... uh, no, it's not possible). 

life. 

Also, yesterday I watched this clip and it's ridiculously not funny and I was crying with laughter and I want to show it to ya'll. I want "it's a ing emu" to be a intern joke with me. Please see the fun in this. In the accent.