Monsta X poisoned me....

No, no, not in the sense that I am now intoxicated with them and abandoned my love for Infinite (which sorry, but no group could achieve that).
But in a quite literal sense.... Figuratively literal... What? XD

It all happened on one fine morning before I headed off to work. Once the MV for Monsta X' Jealousy came out, I simply knew I had to see a dance version. And alas, THIS video came out. So okay, work can wait, I wanna watch this to start off the day. So all excited to see some epic hip rolls well-mannered choreography, I sat down, and grabbed a slice of bread for breakfast. Mind you, it was wheat, cause less calories. XD

So okay, yeah, there they are with their epic hip rolls well-mannered choreography, and as I watched, I mindlessly took a bite of the bread. Their dance was sweet, but my bread tasted salty. Strange... Maybe wheat bread was suposed to taste salty? This is different from the wheat bread I have known my entire life. But then Kihyun started laughing and I was totally focused on the video again. And Jooheon kept getting the good moves in the video and I'm momentarily distracted... But my bread still tasted salty.. I mean, I know it could've tasted salty cause I was watching Kihyun... But I was finally convinced that wheat bread was not suposed to taste this way. So I raked my eyes off their hip rolls and turned to my bread. And I realized....

The bread had expired. It had grown molds. Black speckles of mold. And I had taken a bite RIGHT into it.

There was a second of delay as I pondered whether to pause the Monsta X video or not, but then realization hit me.. I had eaten moldy bread.. And I was like halfway done with the bread. So I ran to the trash and spit everything out and nearly vomited. 

In the end, I got a stomachache for nearly the entire day. Lollll 
(I laugh at it now, but I was in tears that day, tears that tasted less salty than the mold bread.. I won't even go into a vivid detailed description cause ewwww)

So message for you all, be careful... Do not get swayed by those hip rolls... XD

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Mey9Onlii
#1
Lol I feel bad for laughing but I can't help it. I hope you're all better now. :)
PinkBlueBeauty
#2
LOL, I'm sorry this happened to you, but it was still funny.
Shino159 #3
Ohmygosh be careful!!!!!!!!!! >.<
winspiritbeauty
#4
Monstax is dangerous XD

i was like mel talking about other group could only means 2 thing, that either the comeback blew your mind or its INFINITE then... its starting to focus on breakfast i went (?) then i knew hahahah XD it wasn't center for monsta x
you're fine now right?
mylovemuhang #5
My gosh 😅 l feel bad for laughing..although this never happened to me, but l feel you girllll..anyway, hopefully its not that serious and l hope you're okay now =)
Lulyssahyun
#6
Omg Mel... I shouldn't laugh but xD This is why MX are so dangerous and why I almost get swayed from Minhyuk daily
byeollie
#7
I'm glad that you're recovered now but dude this sentence right here '( laugh at it now, but I was in tears that day, tears that tasted less salty than the mold bread..' got me wheezingggggggggg
Folknoir97
#8
Currently, Monsta X slay everything^6^
I totally feel you
Even though I am into Exo but Monsta X is trying to go into my heart forcefully haha