Monsta X poisoned me....
No, no, not in the sense that I am now intoxicated with them and abandoned my love for Infinite (which sorry, but no group could achieve that).
But in a quite literal sense.... Figuratively literal... What? XD
It all happened on one fine morning before I headed off to work. Once the MV for Monsta X' Jealousy came out, I simply knew I had to see a dance version. And alas, THIS video came out. So okay, work can wait, I wanna watch this to start off the day. So all excited to see some epic hip rolls well-mannered choreography, I sat down, and grabbed a slice of bread for breakfast. Mind you, it was wheat, cause less calories. XD
So okay, yeah, there they are with their epic hip rolls well-mannered choreography, and as I watched, I mindlessly took a bite of the bread. Their dance was sweet, but my bread tasted salty. Strange... Maybe wheat bread was suposed to taste salty? This is different from the wheat bread I have known my entire life. But then Kihyun started laughing and I was totally focused on the video again. And Jooheon kept getting the good moves in the video and I'm momentarily distracted... But my bread still tasted salty.. I mean, I know it could've tasted salty cause I was watching Kihyun... But I was finally convinced that wheat bread was not suposed to taste this way. So I raked my eyes off their hip rolls and turned to my bread. And I realized....
The bread had expired. It had grown molds. Black speckles of mold. And I had taken a bite RIGHT into it.
There was a second of delay as I pondered whether to pause the Monsta X video or not, but then realization hit me.. I had eaten moldy bread.. And I was like halfway done with the bread. So I ran to the trash and spit everything out and nearly vomited.
In the end, I got a stomachache for nearly the entire day. Lollll
(I laugh at it now, but I was in tears that day, tears that tasted less salty than the mold bread.. I won't even go into a vivid detailed description cause ewwww)
So message for you all, be careful... Do not get swayed by those hip rolls... XD
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