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OFFICE(R)!
nickname
MOMMY a running joke amongst the office worker for her tendency to nag like a mother. younger interns feel ashamed for accidentally addressing her as mommy, instead of ma'am.
OFFICE VIXEN another office joke. yiseong's one of the very few people in the office that could actually sass the hell out of their boss and not get fired. called a vixen for her sharp tongue and 'bad girl' attitude.
HAN-WOO a play on her last name and her obsession for the said meat. the coworkers found out at a company dinner just how much she'll do for some hanwoo.
GENERIC yiyi, seong-noona, han-ssi, ma'am, all addressed by coworkers, junmyeon, friends and her younger brother.
OFFICE VIXEN another office joke. yiseong's one of the very few people in the office that could actually sass the hell out of their boss and not get fired. called a vixen for her sharp tongue and 'bad girl' attitude.
HAN-WOO a play on her last name and her obsession for the said meat. the coworkers found out at a company dinner just how much she'll do for some hanwoo.
GENERIC yiyi, seong-noona, han-ssi, ma'am, all addressed by coworkers, junmyeon, friends and her younger brother.
birthday 19.11 (25)
birthplace busan, south korea
hometown busan, south korea
faceclaim kim yongsun
alternative(s) lee sunmi, ahn heeyeon
height 162cm
weight 49kg
appearance yiseong sports that bright pink hair, from a horrible dare coming from her own brother. she digs it now, though. also has four tattoos on her body, an elaborate design of a lotus flower on her left forearm, a butterfly on the back of her neck, a chinese quote on her right collarbone that says live your dream, and a ribbon 'tied' around her left ankle.
style people seem to think all assistants wear tight pencil skirts and an ed button up. yiseong is not one of those assistants. she wears whatever she wants and junmyeon could care less (its not like your attire affects your work ethic, or so he said). she dresses simple, not really into tight or short skirts but prefers jeans and a cute dress.
personality trait(s)
+[INDEPENDENT INTELLIGENT AMBITIOUS MOODMAKER]
-[PRIDEFUL SNARKY PETTY HOTHEADER}
elaboration yiseong's a bit like shiyoon, in some terms. she's an independent girl, having moved away from home the moment she graduated highschool and had at least made it this far. she's smart enough to be a secretary and graduated both college and highschool with honors. she brightens up the room with her good social skills and likes to joke around with others a lot. she's also ambitious, never stretching too short from her dreams. if she wants something, she goes for it full on.
but on the other hand, she's prideful. anything could blow her ego, and that's dangeroud since she could also be snarky. younger employees are scared of her when she's mad, so they tend to stay on her good side. she's also petty and can get mad easily. when you've done her wrong or dirty, she'll stop at nothing to get back at you.
background not much to say. she grew up in a very rural town in busan with her family of four. she had a humble beginning and was raised in a friendly environment. her life really started after highschool, when she found herself in the big bright city of seould compared to her small hometown. she met new people and got a job, so she could say that it's all good! really, nothing too exciting about her life :')
lifestyle currently resides in a two bedroom apartment (kinda looks like this, the bigger room being hers) with her younger brother.
her schedule is as followed: goes to work monday to friday (10AM - 9PM), free days during the weekend. in between these hours, she sometimes get called up by junmyeon for important meetings. her work almost always follows her home, so she often sits in a desk filing paper works.
though, when she's free, she goes out with whoever else is free. her brother, dohwan, shiyoon, or even junmyeon. she's open to doing anything. she can't really cook for (and neither can her brother) so she often eats outside or dohwan cooks for her.
character quote(s)
— yiseok, to shiyoon: "how's the most beautiful employee of monster doing? ;)" yiseong, from across the room: "oh im doing great!!"
— yiseong: "*coughing*" junmyeon: "dont die." yiseong: "dont tell me what to do."
— "can y'all smell that? it's the smell of disappointment and my brother's gucci perfume. he must've been here."
— yiseong, to young staff: "now, since this is your first business trip, i have to go over safety procedures. now, what do you if i get shot?" young staff: "avenge you."
— yiseok: "hey noona, can we talk, from one 10 to another?" yiseong: "i'm an 11, but continue."
— dohwan: "from one to america, how free are you tonight?" yiseong: "for you? north korea."
— "to be completely real, i hope you all choke."
trivia(s)
— likes reading, watching movies at the theatres, going to amusement parks, pranking junmyeon, hanging out with friends, being called pretty, ramen,
— dislikes doing paperwork, horror movies, grapes, yiseok
— drives a white toyota prius. sometimes yiseok drives her around when she's too laze to drive.
— her monthly salary's pretty good. she has enough money for rent, car payment, bills, and still have plenty to spend on herself.
— has a crush on junmyeon but conceals it by messing with him. she later realizes that this crush isn't because she likes him, it's because she admired him for helping her up in her toughest times.
— has a habit of clicking the top of a pen when she's trying to concentrate
— she likes watching buzzfeed unsolved videos because its horror but with humor
— really afraid of ghosts and the dark. she cant be left alone or she'll cry
— tends to take care of the younger employees like a mom, maybe because she wants to settle down and have kids soon
— as for her rs with junmyeon, their pretty close friends, since her job does require for her to be around him a lot. he treats her like a friend rather an employee and she appreciates it a lot.
— she has a hard time sleeping so she often goes outside to the nearby park and feel the fresh air. dohwan often joins her to 'keep her safe'
— uhhh more to come...??
CONTRACT
comments i watched mad dog and save me so i got inspo for my l/i and it honestly motivated me to finish this app kekeke + oh god sorry this was so rushed so please correct any of my mistakes or if anything was lacking/confusing!!!!
scene suggestions
— a retreat!!! like they go camping or something and play games and have fun!!
— dohwan's whole confession to yiseong, like make it as sad or fluffy as u want, i just love them!!
— going to an amusement park!!
— more to come
password uhh lavander
office romance?
false advertising.
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DYNAMIC DUO
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Q&A
Q&A
how were you hired?
"ehh, junmyeon was my college senior from the same major. i recall running into him in a bar after i graduated and i was way too intoxicated to even think about anything. long story short, i ranted to him about how downhill my life was going and he hired me on the spot. i think, that was around two years ago? maybe three?." she said.
how's the office life?
"i do whatever the hell a secretary does, i follow junmyeon around. sometimes i like to mess with him but he told me he'll cut my paycheck if i switch his hair gel and pudding again, so i'm trying to cut back on the pranks. heh, doesn't mean i don't do it to the kids. just yesterday i locked shiyoon in baek's office and she's still hunting me down..... never mind, don't tell her i was the one that did that."
on coffee runs, what do you get?
"well for one i always bring a flask of water with me. i'm getting old, i need to stay hydrated. but whenever there's a coffee run, i get a bacon gouda and caramel macchiato, hot or cold, depends on the weather, really."
tell me about your company dinners.
"well i can't remember. i'm usually crazy drunk by the 30 minute mark." she laughed boisterously. "but according to others, they say i'm really crazy.
i heard that you're chummy with dohwan, can you tell me more about them?
"dohwan? that pretentious little ? yeah i'm chummy with him. been my best friend since college, but lemme tell you, if i had the chance to go back in time and shove old poor me in the fountain before running into him, i would." for a second, the interviewer believed yiseong. "haha, kidding. im kidding! dohwan's a ..... friend. he's a decent guy, gorgeous too."
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WOO DOHWAN
nickname woodo, hwanie
birthday 12/july (25)
faceclaim woo dohwan
alternative(s) seo kangjoon, nam joohyuk, christian yu
height 182cm
weight 66kg
style if there's one thing yiseong envies about him, it's his sense of style and ability to pull anything off. like, he can literally pull up in a trench coat and some flip flops and he can make it look like a thousand dollar fit. but jokes aside, he has a pretty good sense of fashion. he wears a lot of name brands (probably because he throws away too much of his paychecks on new clothes) like gucci, nike, bape, supreme, champion. refer to 'male korean street fashion'.
character quotes
— "hey yiseong if i wear this pink shirt do i look less intimidating?"
— "*about yiseong* you're...tiny... and look like something a rainbow out."
— "*also about yiseong* actually my theory is that she's satan."
— "*also about yiseong* actually my theory is that she's satan."
— "win, lose, i don't care. 'cus at the end of the day, i still have this face. so who's the real winner?"
— "*announcing bad news to his team* hey guys i have news, but first you have to promise you won't get mad."
— "me and yiseong have a perfect flirt to roast friendship."
— "me and yiseong have a perfect flirt to roast friendship."
department finance (fine )
position finance team leader
personality
[mischiveous, playful, naive, insecure, kind, understanding]
he may have hundreds of tattoos on his overly muscular and tall and lean and y body, but he's just as soft as a pillow. sure, he's a black belt in taekwondo, but his current concerns are of him being feared by his coworkers. he recently transferred into monster as a finance team leader (with yiseong's help ofc), so every1's either scared of him, wants to sleep with him, or just plain out envies him. yiseong's in the safe zone of "he's my best friend but i would sit on his face if he offered me to". he likes to pull pranks, sometimes with yiseong sometimes on yiseong. but if you look past those things, you'll come to find that he's a really great guy.
interaction(s)
— they met in snu, since both were in business and finance. after four years of college and a few years after that, the two have become closer than ever.
— dohwan's in love with her, but he knows her current feelings for their boss, so he chooses to remain silent. he just wishes she opens her eyes up soon. he's getting impatient and the whole "lets get married at 40" pack is getting a bit too boring.
— they usually have friendly arguments about dumb things (i.e, are all ramens good?) they pretend to hate each other but we all know otherwise.
— he tends to visit her apartment a lot, enough for coworkers to assume that there's something going on, but yiseong "swears there really isn't"
— they go out drinking together every weekend (if there's no company dinner) at times either one is in a really bad mood, they say nothing and just go to a noraebang (sometimes with yiseok) its a little tradition they had in college and continued it.
— at work they always bother each other. in his first week at monster, people thought they were dating and living together because they keep hearing things like "what do you mean you aren't coming home, meeting someone my , come home at 10!" but really they're just used to staying at each others' place.
— they're ending might be something straight from a drama. yiseong realizes her infatuation for junmyeon was just her being thankful he helped her up from such a tough situation and ends up falling for dohwan? happy ending please :')
trivia(s)
— lives at the apartment 4 doors down from yiseok and yiseong's
— lives at the apartment 4 doors down from yiseok and yiseong's
— he came from a well off family so he's not really concerned about money or anything like that.
— he has a dog names mochi and sometimes he thinks yiseong only visits his apartment for him
— has liked her since their college days but can't grow the damn balls to confess
— a lot of the girls at the office are crushing on him maybe even junmyeon lmao
— cares a lot about what people think of him so he tries to be the best version of himself
— started liking yiseong because she remembered her telling him, " people's opinion!! be yourself, someone's gonna fall in love with that person!! u dont gotta chang!! go dohwan!!"
— he's a really nice guy tho. think of him like the second lead the deserved better...except he isnt the second lead.
dohwanie 
man i stg im finna cry, everyone at the company thinks im a gangster TT
i told u not to get that much tattoos
i heard some1 call me a lowlife, im not a lowlife T.T
woodo, ur such a babe. maybe stop looking so intimidating?? ur tattoo makes it look like ur there to pick up some loan from people kekek
wow...even my own best friend .... who woulda thought...that u could hurt me like this
god u ing dramatic man baby.
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HAN YISEOK
nickname seok, seok-ie, mungmong (멍멍)
birthday 21/november (23)
faceclaim ji hansol
alternative(s) oh sehun, lee taeyong, johnny seo
height 183cm
weight 72kg
style dresses a lot like those rich boys in dramas (see also : kim tan) but in reality leeches off of his noona for food. he wears high end looking brands and always likes to look his best.
style dresses a lot like those rich boys in dramas (see also : kim tan) but in reality leeches off of his noona for food. he wears high end looking brands and always likes to look his best.
character quotes
— "even mom acknowledges me as the better child."
— "yiseong can do whatever the hell she wants, i'm still mom's favorite."
— "everyone's so short i feel like a ing mountain."
— "yes i may be two years younger but i'm two feet taller."
— "suho said i can't quote mean girl anymore. so un-fetch."
— "everyone's so short i feel like a ing mountain."
— "yes i may be two years younger but i'm two feet taller."
— "suho said i can't quote mean girl anymore. so un-fetch."
department designs
position staff under byun baekhyun
personality
[competitive, snobbish, arrogant, egotistic, snarky, ambitious, hard working]
to anyone, he's the perfect child, to yiseong, he's devil's reincarnation. he's a snob, cares too much about his ego, and likes to shove it in her face that he's better than her. they're a lot like each other. they are siblings, after all. yet, at the end of the day, he's still taking care of his sister, in his silent way.
interaction(s)
— argues, like a lot. they have roast battles in between meetings and suho's too scared (of both of them) to tell them to stop.
— still loves his noona vv much. one time her ex cheated on him, and he (along with dohwan) jumped him.
— lives with her in her apartment because he can't cook or do anything (also because he told on her to their mom after she kicked him out the first time.)
— still a pretty protective noona. she wants to know whoever he's dating and intimidated girls that like him just so she knows they're "legit" (but sometimes she does it for fun. just sometimes)
— argues, like a lot. they have roast battles in between meetings and suho's too scared (of both of them) to tell them to stop.
— still loves his noona vv much. one time her ex cheated on him, and he (along with dohwan) jumped him.
— lives with her in her apartment because he can't cook or do anything (also because he told on her to their mom after she kicked him out the first time.)
— still a pretty protective noona. she wants to know whoever he's dating and intimidated girls that like him just so she knows they're "legit" (but sometimes she does it for fun. just sometimes)
trivia(s)
— he had a crush on shiyoon until he found out she was yiseong's best friend ("i don't wanna get along with the likes of her.")
— obsessed with kkt ryan. his room is filled with posters and plushies. yiseong still holds it against him.
— tags along a lot when her and dohwan goes out somewhere. dohwan doesn't appreciate it.
— he had a crush on shiyoon until he found out she was yiseong's best friend ("i don't wanna get along with the likes of her.")
— obsessed with kkt ryan. his room is filled with posters and plushies. yiseong still holds it against him.
— tags along a lot when her and dohwan goes out somewhere. dohwan doesn't appreciate it.
— knows about dohwan's feelings for his sister and doesn't mind because he's like family already.
BAE SHIYOON
nickname shiyoonie, bae, yoon
personality n/a
interaction(s)
— met a few years back when she first got in monster. yiseong was originally a designs staff and shiyoon was her team leader.
— met a few years back when she first got in monster. yiseong was originally a designs staff and shiyoon was her team leader.
— naturally, they got along due to their crude nature and tendency to insult junmyeon
— some can consider them best friends, but neither of them really care about labels
— gossips a lot about people in the office (mostly about baekhyun, on shiyoon's end)
— since they're the same age, they're a lot more comfortable with each other
— shiyoon nearly slapped yiseong when she found out she likes junmyeon.....because ew
— shiyoon rooted for dohwan and encouraged him to confess because, she says, and quotes, "as yiseong's best friend its my duty to make sure she doesn't end up with a loser like suho"
— mostly enjoy drinking together because why the not. shiyoon's usually the one that gets less drunk so she ends up having to call up yiseok/dohwan to pick her drunk up
— to wrap it up, they love each other and yiseong states that if she were gay/a guy, she would hit on shiyoon first
trivia(s)
— yiseong has her on phone as luigi and shiyoon has her on her phone as princess peach (mainly because of the hair)
— they live in the same apartment complex so they often carpool. if they know their schedule is different, they drive themselves
— yiseong has her on phone as luigi and shiyoon has her on her phone as princess peach (mainly because of the hair)
— they live in the same apartment complex so they often carpool. if they know their schedule is different, they drive themselves
— everyone knows that they're junmyeon's top two trusted employees since the beginning
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