My Expriences With Reading Jihope Fanfics
After reading fifteen chapters finally the first kiss moment:
Hoseok: *pins Jimin against a wall* I can't hide my feelings anymore. Park Jimin, I am in love with you...
Jimin: But...but...what will your family say?
Hoseok: Screw my family...screw the world no one will get in the way of my love for you *leans in close to kiss Jimin as both their eyes flutter shut*
Yoongi: *stabs Hobi in the back with a knife* I just escape out of jail to finally have my revenge! MUHWAHWAHHAA
Jimin: Oh no! Yoongi why!!! It's been 15 chapters I wanted my kiss!!! WE WERE SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE!!!
Yoongi: Because I'm Yoongi...have fun waiting another 15 more chapters *runs away*
When Jimin can't decide who the fudge he wants to be with but eventually decides Yoongi on the last chapter:
Hoseok: Jimin have you decided who you are in love with?
Jimin: I thought long and hard
Hoseok: Like my
JImin: SHUT UP I AM BEING SERIOUS HAHAHA...Anyways and I know it's been hard..you both are so amazing but....Suga...he's different..he makes me feel things I never felt before.
Hoseok: But..he's cheated on you and treats you like trash Jimin!
Jimin: Yeah..I know but...he's changed and he really cares bout me..now...for real this time.
Hoseok:...Ok..I won't hold you back..your happieness is most important to me
Jimin: Oh don't say that..you'll find someone too..You're amazing Hobi
Hoseok: No one..will ever love me...
Taehyung: SENPAI NOTICE ME
Jimin: Yah! Don't say that!
Hoseok: No it's true..only you have been able to see into my soul
Yoongi: *pops up*I WON! YES I WONNNNN NICE GUYS FINISH LAST. BYE HOBI *takes Jimin away*
Taehyung: NOTICE ME SENPAI I BEEN THERE FOR YOU SINCE CHAPTER ONE! WHY IS IT WHEN JIMIN IS THE LOVE INTEREST I AM INVISIBLE TO YOU TOT *strips off my clothes* NOTICE ME!!!!
Joongkook: I notice you *winks*
Taehyung: There are enough VKook as it is..I need VHope moments!
When Jimin hates him but suddenly doesn't:
Jimin: How are you best friends with him..he's so lazy and a total jerkwad
Hoseok: Give him a chance Jimin he's one of the sweetest guys I know
Jimin: I will never like him not in a million years!
4 chapters later
Jimin: I hate you Min Yoongi! How dare you eat all my cheetos and my jams....and you stole my cat!
Yoongi: *gives him a stare and says nothing*
Jimin: ....*heartbeats super fast* Omg what is this feeling I am feeling? I have looked at him so many times but..this time he's y af! OH NO AM I FALLING FOR MY BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND!!
Yoongi: bad boy stare works everytime
When he's the ex boyfriend:
Hoseok: Jimin no one will ever get in between us
Yoongi: Except me..ex boyfriend is here to take back what's mine *grabs Hobi*
Jimin: WAIT YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S THE 25TH CHAPTER!!! WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED!!
Yoongi: Have fun trying to steal him back because the readers decided they wanted Sope instead. *winks*
Jimin: AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
Jungkook: *winks* Senpai I noticed you
Jimin: GO AWAY JUNGKOOK WE HAVE ENOUGH KOOKMIN MOMENTS AS IT IS!!
When Hobi takes too dang on long to confess his feelings:
Hoseok: *holding a love letter and sees Jimin he goes to approach him but Yoongi suddenly appears beside Jimin and wraps his arm around him*
Jimin: Y-Y-YOONGI WHAT ARE YOU DOING KYAAA *blushes*
Yoongi: I am here to you from being with Hobi..see even though the tags say Jihope/Hopemin..this is actually a YoonMin fic in disguise hahahaha
Hoseok: *cries* NOOOOOO MY HEARTU
Hoseok: Oh Jungkook are you here for me?
Jungkook: *runs past Hobi and clings to Jimin and Yoongi* Hey you forgot to mention the YoonMinKook tag ..
Yoongi: I get to top...you both
Hoseok: NO ONE LOVES ME *cries*
Taehyung: I do
Hoseok: WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER IN THIS FIC THE AUTHOR MADE US BROTHERS
Taehyung: hey.. is wincest *winks*
I actually hate LOL Ok sorry for this..I jsut needed a laugh..been feeling crappy lately and needed a little break. Oh and I love Suga btw..and these are a bit exagerated but yeah..this is something I keep seeing with the Jihope fics I read around the interent especially Archive of Our Own and here on Asianfanfics. And I am not poiting anyone out or anything I have had so much fun reading all the Jihope fics even if Jimin doesn't choose Hobi in the end.