Alright, a guide to writing is going to take more than just one blog post (shocking, right?), so this will be split into 2 to 4 parts.

Firstly, it has been a great grievance for a while to see my fellow authors write perhaps the worst I have ever dared set my eyes upon, but I remember when I was just testing the waters of y time in writing. It wasn't an exactly pleasant nor easy experience. Part of it was because I had no idea how to describe certain moments and the chronology of it all...also what is physically possible for someone to do without having to bend his or her leg behind his or her head.

So without further ado, here's just a few starting pointers. (Note: I'm not holding back on the dirtiness.)

1. is all about being in the moment. It's the experience. That means USE THE FIVE SENSES! Descirbe how Donghae feels to have Siwon's hard, pulsing in his various orifices. Does he taste the salty juices of his lover's ? Does he hear the moans of Siwon's satisfaction? Does his soul begin to light a fire of love, pain, and pleasure?

What's he thinking? Is his mind in a muddle or is he doing his best, conscious effort to incite as many screams as he can?

2. Plan things out. Depending on the mood you want to set, you'll want to have the 1) initiation, 2) first move, 3) second forelay move, 4) third move, and if we're really gonna get in there 5) the penetration.

For the initiation, it could be something as simple as the desperate first kiss to a full pounce and frisk, but depending on if it's a sweet, hot, unsure, and/or/maybe "KITCHEN COUNTERTOP, NOW!" moment, the initiation should reflect the mood. (ex. taken from my own fanfic: Key didn't want to hear it. He pulled Malcolm to his lips and felt the same blood rush that had happened with the first kiss. When Key pulled away, Malcolm was looking into his eyes with those deep green irises.) 

For the first move, I like to either go with the hands down pants or nipply-nipping (and this applies to straight or gay ). But I really recommend you plan out these sort of moves and such beforehand with a total of 4-6 moves before we get to SMASH SMASH.

Now for the penetration, it's important that you know that (guy or girl) is really painful without proper preparation. Don't be afraid to get DOWN and DIRTY. Wash your hands later. Right now, we're spreading some legs and more than the baby-pusher. We want to hear cries of pleasure when those fingers start pushing on that secret spot up the road and make a left at the prostate. (This rule also applies to women, just describe the and not the .)

3. FEELINGS! What's without love? Or anger? Or sadness? Or pain? Sure, we've got a couple engaging in the nasty, but what's it mean to them? Humans aren't robots specifically because we like to mix love and all this bull with pleasure; though, I'm pretty sure robots will take over the world. (This rule still applies to casual . Even if the partners aren't in love, they obviously feel something enough to put body parts in one another.)

Don't deny it. You've been making out with your SO and thought of what you were going to make for dinner! And you've ridden that guy simply because you hate his guts, right? (By the way, apathy is a feeling. A lack of expression is still a way to express one's self.)

Anyway, that concludes the first part of my crude, hairy guide to writing the naughtiest your dirty minds can manage. ;)

With Love and Hormones,

T.K.