As some of you may know, I have just started fanfiction. And I'm still acclimating to the asdfghjkl; of it all.

I strongly believe that some people are either dropping acid, high, or on speed/too much caffeine. No offense, but I don't know what half of them are saying when each chapter is a paragraph in which someone has had , died, been resurrected, and stolen a small child in the duration of a few sentences. 

Please do explain because that has happened before...

And then there are some people who frustrate the living hell out of me when I see that they are trying desperately to form a coherent thought onto paper, and it comes out like a drunken man's speech: "So he lifted the thing over there where the other thing was and then set it down and looked around and thought something that made him want to move that way." Stop... What just happened?

And there's one more thing. It's when people write in ALL CAPS. I feel like they're yelling at me. It's like watching American News: "OMG! SOMEONE'S GOT A TATTOO OF A ON THEIR FACE!!!!! AND THE BRIDE'S PREGNANT!!!! AND EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!!"  I don't know about you, but I feel as if someone has taken a megaphone and is screaming through it from my computer.

Please stop. Calm down and write as if the world is not going to end in the next two seconds if you don't update immediately.

Thanks,

T.K.