I swear, Bighit and Bangtan are taking away my soul and my wallet as well. Why? Let's see.

Bighit is such a tease. They released the details of their new album WINGS online and of course I looked it up. I want to buy the album and import the songs into my computer and phone, thus supporting copyrighted music and the artist as well. That's not the main thing. When the teaser photos of Jungkook and Namjoon went out, I was shook all over. I have never seen such mature concepts on Bangtan. And also Yoongi has been hiding his hair since like, two weeks ago. 

So when Yoongi and Jimin's photos went out, I was crying. Because...well. MIN YOONGI HAS BLACK HAIR AND HE LOOKS SO GOOD OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. And then there's Jimin. I couldn't tell his hair colour immediately since it looks somewhere near blonde but not quite blonde somewhat pink but not quite pink somewhat grey but not quite grey somewhat- wait what am I typing again. Anyways it didn't look like any colour to me at that time. Until theire was a music festival (Changwon? What's the name again) and I saw fansite photos. IT. IS. SILVER. Gosh where has my sanity gone. Oh and Taehyung and SEOKJIN were hiding their hair too. But then I saw brown colour hair under their caps. So I thought "Oh Bighit is probably making them comeback with brown hair" bla bla.

But, no. KIM TAEHYUNG IS FCKING BLONDE.

Hoseok's hair colour is orange, as we all saw in the Boy Meets Evil teaser, so I wasn't surprised. And that left Seokjin. Now let me breath because I am going to rant A LOT about him. Okay let's start.

Bighit pushed back Seokjin's photos. TWICE. The night after the third set of teaser photos were released, I started to wait for Seokjin's photos. The night after, it didn't come out. I was commenting repeatedly on the previous Instagram photos that I got trolled and then I want to sleep. Oh and his fancafe post. (Warning) WHAT IS KIM SEOKJIN THINKING ABOUT WHY DID HE TEASE US LIKE THAT AND WHY DID HE SAY HIS TEASER PHOTOS WEREN'T THAT DAY AND "CONVERSELY I DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T TODAY EITHER"?!!! WHAT A TEASE. So the next night, I got my hopes high up waiting for his photos again. And IT DIDN'T COME OUT. At this point I was really pissed off with Bighit so I want directly to sleep. The next day I woke up to a fancefe post (Warning x2) KIM SEOKJIN ASKING US "IF YOU HAVE SLEPT WELL LAST NIGHT". My answer is (I post it on Twitter, Warning x3) NO I HATE HIM I WOKE UP AT 7AM TODAY (I slept 11pm last night), TRIED TO STUDY, FAILED AND SLEPT IN UNTIL 10AM AND THAT'S ALL HIS FAULT. I copied and pasted it from Twitter, so sorry that the font was badly messed up after that lol

So I waited for one more and one last night and yes, the photos are finally up. And then I was like HIS HAIR IS PINK HIS HAIR IS PINK HIS HAIR IS PINK OMG OMG OMG. Damn Bighit back at it with them shocking hair colours. And then there were all those photos hanging on the wall and I am craving for theories atm (no joke, I need to open a tab for Youtube rn). Anyways that's the end of the photo talk. Now back on to albums

There are, apparantly, 4 versions of the album, W, I, N and G. And Bighit didn't release any details about the tracklists nor the photobook yet. So I'm afriaid there might be different duos for every version of the album, so I decided to wait for the details before purchasing one of the albums. But then it's Bighit. They siad they might just randomly choose one of the versions and sell it to the buyer. So I was tempted and irritated. Is Bighit trying to prey on my pocket money? I tell myself, no. I'll only buy one version, and that's all. (I think I found a way to switch the font size back to normal so I'm doing it rn)

Yeah, apparently I've got the original font size back. I'll continue.

And then I decided. Okay, I'm going to buy just maximum 2 versions of the album. That's all. THAT'S ALL. But then all the retail prices of various online shops came out and oh, dear. I'll skip this but let's just say I had a really big argument in my mind. 

Now. Guess what? I JUST PREORDERED ALL VERSIONS OF WINGS. 

Fck. 

My.

Life.

May my wallet rest in peace.

Okay I think I must stop ranting here and really go on Youtube for theories. I had created one theory on the teasers before, and I'll probably post it before the comeback when possibly everything will go wrong. Anyways, I'll stop here!

PS: Expect rants on my blog all the time.

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