That awkward moment when you order chinese food and your dad makes sure he gets the sweet and sour ribs.

Secondly:

That awkward moment when you eat a rib and you get sauce on your cheek but can't figure out how the sauce got up that high. And then your mother asks you to never order ribs on a date. And your fathers adds only if the guy likes robs because he'll probably your face..

Finally:

That awkward moment when your watching tv, start flipping through on demand and thy have that advertisement thing going an some guy asks a girl "what divided east and west Germany?" and the girl responds with "the great wall of china"....and then you dad says that it's something you would've said...

Damn it man... Lol this was all within a few minutes of each other...