Luhan's recent ad for Cartier is...for the lack of a better word DISTURBING.

I have always said that lulu's photoshoots no matter how gorgeous he looks always lack something...well now it's time to shut that crap cause this...THIS got me spouting blood from all possible orifices from my face. I kid you not. It all lies in the camera angles,the black and grey shots,the splash of red light. Everything is dark and is into your face,it is enough to cause Xiuminnie stripping off his clothes in the concert. Well I mean,can anyone blame him? I bet he saw this coming. Such a seer that Kim Minseok.

That slow motion though......

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Moreover I have always been a huge fan of Cartier designs,it's pretty minimalist yet eye-riveting if you ask me. One might describe it as a rebellious design,so no surprises there that they chose Luhan for this.

Initially people were screens with Baekhyun's elegant digits,now they're like "Lulu's veiny arms got me..." I immediately cork up my ears I need not be traumatized by such thoughts.

Many people on twitter were like..."Good Luhan,now strip"

I'm like wow Gurl,such priorities,I mean.I fully support that. The day Luhan strips like Kim Minseok and body roll like he has no understanding of the working of oestrogen on female bodies,that will be the day I'll say HERE TAKE MY MONEY.

If I hear a single comment about he's still trying to be manly,I'll go full Nicki Minaj on you.

You guys can check out more about this on my other blogpost

Meanwhile....

This is the greatest analogy in the hisory of analogies...thanks to Xiuhangasm

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