CAN WE ALL JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND GO BACK TO THAT POINT IN LIFE WHEN JONGHYUN ALMOST DIED AND KEY WAS JUST LIKE " *HUMS* WATCH OUT BABE." 

WATCH. OUT. BABE. 

THE WAY HE SAID IT WAS SO SUBTLE. IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD?! IDFK 

BUT HE WAS LIKE, 'NO S GIVING.' 

AND THEN I SAW THIS VID ON TUMBLR WHERE---I GUESS IT WAS AFTER A CONCERT--- AND JONGHYUN'S HAND AGAIN--JUST CASUALLY WALKS BY AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT GOES?! LET ME INFORM YOU---

KEY'S

JUST A CASUAL 'LEMME COP A FELL' 

AND IT WASN’T EVEN AN ACCIDENTLY TOUCH. IT WAS A ING SQUEEZE. 

LIKE MY GOD JONGHYUN WHY YOU ALWAYS TRYIN TO FEEL UP ON KIBUM'S BODY

CALM YO PLEAS (jkjk)

But seriously, I don't know about you guys, but JongKey is as real as the ing sun. Just saying.

Potato out! /rolls out/