Dr. Potential Burgler,

I'm not sure what your purpose was IN my yard by my window was, but you are dead lucky you took off or else my brother would have whooped your goddamn . If you were looking at my car, I would have whooped your ing . Go, take my car, but DONT ING TOUCH MY ENTIRE STASH OF KPOP CDS BRUH. I'll kill you.

I'm not sure if you were passing through our yard because we live on the corner house and you were too ing lazy to use the sidewalk to make the turn, but there should be no absolute reason for you to be BY MY WINDOW near my car which is at the end of the house.

I've never seen my brother get out of a car so damn fast, "WHATS UP BRO? YOU LOOKIN FOR SOMETHING? COME HERE".

You looked like a high school student who was up to no good. Thank god nothing was broken nor stolen. 

This just makes 10x more paranoid to be at the house alone now. Also, I'm gonna be in Anaheim in Dec and I dont know how I feel to have my car alone along with my house. I may invest in a car alarm since my car doesnt have one, but more than likely, no one is gonna touch my car while I'm gone those 4 days.

Time to deck out my house in security cuz I'm ing tired of living in the ghetto. God damn.

So if I ever catch you around my ing house again, I'll make sure that I freaking get you because you aren't leaving my sight without any injuries. 

Sincerely,

A pissed off fan girl who aint NO ONE gon' touch her kpop .